The Island of misfit fuckbois

The place where fuckbois get sent to as an archived spam folder when they slide into someone’s DM’s

Her patience was worn so thin from all the unwanted dick pics she was getting, that she just started sending everyone to the island of misfit fuckbois

by Batmatt44 February 28, 2021

The Island of misfit fuckbois

The place where fuckbois get sent to as an archived spam folder when they slide into someone’s DM’s

Her patience was worn so thin from all the unwanted dick pics she was getting, that she just started sending everyone to the island of misfit fuckbois

by Batmatt44 February 28, 2021

Shutter Island Syndrome

When the original premise of a movie is more interesting than the twist.

"Man, that movie was good, but I really just wanted to watch detective Leo investigate a mystery at the insane asylum on this creepy island."

"Yeah, I guess that's why they call it Shutter Island Syndrome."

by FartinScorpeese May 23, 2021

Harker's Island Handy

When your blood cousin sits on her hand until it goes numb to not feel the shame and then begins to stroke your family tree while looking into your eyes.

"I was on my way to wadeshore and welcomed a Harker's Island handy"

by Uncle tickle December 1, 2022

Coney Island Falafel

The act of having sex with *only* the man’s balls inside the woman’s vagina.

“I thought it was going to be a normal night, but he just stuck his nuts in there. Just the balls.”

“Oh he pulled a Coney Island Falafel”

“Wtf is wrong with you”

by Beef Blaster IV December 13, 2022

dog poop island

The central island within a suburban roundabout serves as a small oasis. While it's a place where local residents might take their dogs for a walk, there is unfortunately an issue with some dog owners neglecting to clean up after their pets. This might occur because the central island isn't directly adjacent to houses, leading some owners to overlook their responsibility to pick up after their dogs.

I went to dog poop island and man did it smell bad

by FlabbyPancakeSause August 12, 2023

Shelter Island,N.Y.

A place where “the locals” (people who have permanently lived there all or most of their lives) absolutely fucking despise tourists. Like they are ABSOLUTELY NOT welcome there.

“GET OFF OUR GODDAMN ISLAND YOU CITY ASSES YOU ARE NOT WELCOME BACK ON SHELTER ISLAND ANYMORE!” Says everyone I know from Shelter Island,N.Y.

by I KAN SPEEL August 25, 2023