When a blonde Asian female eats a rare Fiji mango. Afterwards, decides to make her male friend a bowl of Fruit Salad with the rare fruit. When she gets to his house, she lays down the bowl and starts to give her male friend a blow-job. Then she proceeds to throw up the chunks of fruit and it mixes with his semen and by mistake he eats it thinking it was the Fruit Salad.
Lin- "How did last night with Yao go?"
Sue Chin- "Alright, but towards the end he was acting funny!"
Lin- "What do you mean?"
Sue Chin- "Well, im not quite sure he liked my Fiji Fruit Salad."
Sue Chin- "Alright, but towards the end he was acting funny!"
Lin- "What do you mean?"
Sue Chin- "Well, im not quite sure he liked my Fiji Fruit Salad."
by Free Willy 2 October 9, 2008
Get the Fiji Fruit Saladmug. someone who wakes up with fruit role up stuck to various body parts, including their face, neck, eye ball, labia majora, and taint. also finds plastic film in bed sheets. may have to cut fruit role up from dogs beard.
by Kadence W February 22, 2010
Get the fruit roll up slutmug. A term meaning a person who is mentally unstable. A bit of a psycho or nutter. Also a person who thinks you are their bf/gf when you are infact not!
Yeah he went mental coz he saw me in a club with another guy...think he thought we were going out....we never even met up properly.... what a toot de la fruit!
by Shecki B February 21, 2007
Get the Toot De La Fruitmug. The harvesting of Himalayan fruit flies on a foreign ground.
These flies are put in small cups where a combination of chimpanzee, mountain gorilla, and green iguana ejaculate fluid is poured in with them. Before the semen hardens, workers include their own special sauce with the mix.
The cups are left baking in the sun for 72 hours. After, the cups are shipped to Old World countries for the poor, native children to consume.
These flies are put in small cups where a combination of chimpanzee, mountain gorilla, and green iguana ejaculate fluid is poured in with them. Before the semen hardens, workers include their own special sauce with the mix.
The cups are left baking in the sun for 72 hours. After, the cups are shipped to Old World countries for the poor, native children to consume.
by onoxasama March 15, 2010
Get the Chilean Fruit-cupmug. When you break into your friend's (or cheating significant other's) Tinder account and go to town randomly swiping as fast as you can before they get back.
"I wondered why all these fat chicks were trying to talk to me on Tinder, and then I figured out one of my friends totally Fruit Ninja'd my Tinder while we were out the other night."
by Nunya123765 June 20, 2017
Get the Fruit Ninja'd my Tindermug. When a girl, or guy if you're into it, uses a fruit, usually a banana, to sexually please his/herself. Could also be a vegetable, such as a cucumber.
Guy 1: Dude, yesterday I walked in on my sister giving herself a South Carolina Fruit Basket!
Guy 2: Gross! I just hope she didn't put it back
Guy 2: Gross! I just hope she didn't put it back
by Sean O'Neil February 11, 2014
Get the South Carolina Fruit Basketmug. When you're eating a girl out on her period and you let her blood dry on your face. Once dry, you peel it off and eat it.
by MrInevitability July 14, 2017
Get the Chinese Fruit Roll-Upmug.