Filter Fucked

When you accidentally put the wrong end of a cigarette in your mouth, light it and take a drag experiencing the worst taste imaginable, usually when your inebriated or at night, or both.

Donny: Can I bum a stogey dude?
Danny: Sure...
Donny: (Drunkenly takes Dannys lucky stoge and lights it) Awww what the feck man I lit the wrong end!

Danny: HA you got filter fucked, that's what you get for stealing my lucky and forgetting to flip it!

by ARodRodrigues July 12, 2014

Filthy Ortiz

The aromatic combination of Lysol and ass, usually found in a recently occupied restroom facility.

When Hillary entered the ladies room, she was overcome with a Filthy Ortiz.

by Smessler September 16, 2014

FilthLocker

A porn site full of filthy xxx goods updated daily with free hot porn videos.

I go to FilthLocker to watch porn and masturbate daily.

by LatishaCrane March 7, 2015

filthy juan

A Filthy Juan is when you stick your pointer finger two knuckles deep up your butt, and then you put it into your victims mouth

Steve hit Nathan with a Filthy Juan, and he was pissed!

by BlackLight22 October 6, 2016

filthy martha stewart

When Martha no shower, but she did the do anyways.

YOU SMELL LIKE A FILTHY MARTHA STEWART

by Marthabae2k16 September 13, 2016

filth apologist

A filthy lazy ass roommate who doesn't do their dishes and isn't sorry either.

I'm sorry that my home smells like a rotting corpse, one of my roommates is a filth apologist. Also see dishes avoidance forkuation spoonuation

by kitchenspazz May 27, 2016

filthesaurus

A fictional thesaurus of filthy words for sex or anything or anyone.

The Urban Dictionary is a great filthesaurus. Tom has mastered his filthesaurus in talking dirty sex.

by Bad Ass Liberal June 2, 2016