sperm daddy

Someone who is a dad by their sperm which was used to fertilized the egg, but they are a terrible father. So bad of a father that one doesn't want them to be named as their father, so they would use 'sperm daddy.' Just because they are the sperm to your egg and nothing more.

No this is my sperm daddy. He was never a real father to me. He just produced the sperm.

by ilostmyvirginitytoaprotracter January 22, 2016

squip daddy

when be more chill fans take things a bit too far

squitties: omg cameron bond is the ultimate squip daddy
me: you guys need to stop sexualizing the squip he's a fucking computer

by dicknommer69 November 30, 2018

Daddy Lafe

A boy that looks extra cute on Halloween

Daddy Lafe was looking extra cute today

by Gardettos_ April 13, 2021

daddy archie

A old man who touches little kids

"Harder daddy Archie give me your stone bone!"

by hakell March 12, 2017

Thicc Daddy

The most badass m-f-er you'd ever hecking meet

Yo Thicc Daddy be pimpin!!

by Ripshot July 21, 2019

Vanilla Daddy

An enjoyable Sugar Daddy, the type of Sugar Daddy that is fun and attractive. He will take his girl shopping for her favorite designers but also looks good naked. The most desirable man on earth, similar to a silver fox, or a trust fund baby. They are often seen as a unicorn because of how rare they are. If you find one, do NOT let it go.

I feel like the happiest girl in the world, I finally found my Vanilla Daddy, it is a dream come true.

by invisible_girl January 28, 2018

slpenda daddy

A man who strives to be a sugar daddy, but just doesn't have the funds to pull it off.

That no**a is going to be my slpenda daddy when he gets a job

by PotZilla420 October 22, 2015