When that one asshole video company keeps adding that one damn character in EVERY one of their single games in order to pay for their crack parties and rent.
YoNintendo needs to get off their fucking crack fit with Rosalina in the new Mario Kart games.
Cookie that contain a white substance that is highly addictive and eating them will lead to people calling you “Cookie Monster.”
Elmo: Hey Big Bird, got the good stuff?
Big Bird: Had some crack cookies, but Cookie Monster ate them all.
Elmo: *gives Cookie Monster the death stare* that crackhead
I was locked up in the joint with a fuckin crackmidget bruh. that nigga was out of his mind, wouldn't stop fiending for rock so I punted his little ass into the toilet