Buttered my corn

It’s when you are having relations with your special lady in the back door. Just as you’re about to pop you pull out and fill up the crack between her cheeks.

Gretchen: hey Amy, why you keep tugging at your shirt shorts?

Amy: oh Ken buttered my corn and now my shorts keep sticking to my cheeks.

by BackdoorBride June 5, 2018

Come down today, and try some corn, or we will sacrifice your newborn

YouTube has taken over this meme. It’s underrated, and, if you don’t worship the corn…

It’s over for your kneecaps

40-Year-Old in a corn costume: Come down today, and try some corn, or we will sacrifice your newborn

YouTube/Internet: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Hola Soy Dora I like Eddsworld February 17, 2022

Reverse corn cob

When you get a "Cobb Salad", which happens when a piece of undigested corn gets lodged in your penis after anal sex, your partner can remove it by performing a procedure known as the reverse corn cob. This is when your partner sucks the undigested corn out of your penis and eats it. Again.

My partner was hungry after anal sex. Luckily she had given me a Cobb Salad, so she did a reverse corn cob on me and had a snack. But she was still hungry so she got up and made a sandwich.

by hello19572000 March 14, 2011

Spooning Corn Fritters

Having Anal sex with a male or female that does not practice anal hygiene and fails to evacuate before participating in anal play.

Carl picked up a dude at the gay bar and took him home for sex. Thankfully he used a condom because it was Spooning Corn Fritters all night.

by Eaton Holgoode February 27, 2015

can of corn

1. In baseball, an easy pop fly to catch or an easy play.
2. Something that is not challenging.

The centerfielder put that away like a "can of corn".

by Paul Rusnak May 5, 2006

Grinding the Corn

Term for a sexual technique. Picture the action of grinding corn with a mortar and pestle, but grinding along the rim instead of grinding in the bowl. A penis is the mortar and a vagina is the pestle, with her pubic bone (and clitoris) the rim. Heard in an episode of HBO's "Six Feet Under", Original Air Date, 15 August 2004 (Season 4, Episode 9).

Also known as Coital Alignment Technique, a variation on the missionary position in which the man shifts upward just a bit, so his pubic bone stimulates her clitoris while his penis is still entering her vagina. This position provides maximum contact with both the clitoris and the G-spot (of vaginal intercourse).

Claire never experienced an orgasm until Jimmy used "grinding the corn."

by LeighD March 14, 2008

eating corn the long way

Often used in reference to describe the action of cock-gobbling. One who consistently eats corn the long way is a serious cocksucker.

-"Look at Chance dancing with those flamboyantly gay guys... I wonder about him sometimes he acts straight but I'm pretty sure he eats corn on the cob the long way"

-Check out homeboy over there with the bags under his eyes... looks like he's had a rough night of eating corn the long way.

-I'm feelin' salty just watching them eat each other's corn the long way... Butter me up a cob and let's get to gnawing!

by C-Money and The Hauss-man December 23, 2013