Churchill College

the best f***ing concrete place on earth

Cambridge student 1: "Oh, Anthony-Basil, where are you drinking this evening?"

Cambridge student 2: "Oh, Henry old boy, I'm jollying up to Churchill College with a mildly inflatable sheep".

Cambridge student 1: "Splendid."

by John Frederick February 26, 2008

scotch college

A private school in Perth filled with a bunch of crap lads

"I bet that kid was a scotch college kid"
"Yeah he was such a maggot"

by Dr Dank May 4, 2015

Merrimack College

A small school in Massachusetts. A division 2 school, except in hockey. The hockey team always gets crushed by whoever they play, except in recent years.

So I heard you are going to Merrimack College. Ok, just so you know, the hockey team will probably start losing again in the next couple years.

by HockeyEastFan12 April 22, 2013

College Clean

1. As close to clean as things ever get on college campuses. So many people use the same space in college that, no sooner than something is cleaned, it gets dirty again.

I feel sorry for the cleaning lady. No matter how many times a day she washes the windows the student's grubby fingerprints ensure that the windows are never more than college clean.

by BIllyoh! March 18, 2009

Emerson College

An institution of higher learning that features a shitty cafeteria, hands-off proffesors, and more homosexual girls and boys per square inch than previously thought possible by this definition writer.

Steve: You suck! I fucked your mom!
Dan: You know what, Steve?
Steve: What?
Dan: You belong at Emerson College.

by x May 13, 2005

College Works

A painting internship located across the continental United States that offers college and university students a chance to learn real life business experience. This internship is not for the faint of heart or those looking to skim the internship surface. If you don't come to work, then you will have wasted your time and the companies. Learn skills such as sales, advertising, marketing, entrepreneurship and communication. As an intern you will be responsible for all business aspects of a residential painting business. An attention grabber for any resume'.

College Works is the largest entrepreneurial internship in the United States.

by bond_boy_11 January 5, 2011

Albion College

A midwestern institution built around academic superiority. At Albion everyone is treated with class and the utmost respect. Blah Blah Blah what really goes down at Albion you ask? Raging alcoholics, drug dealers, academic DIShonesty, shady professors, sketchy administration, ugly ass hoes, money sucking residence life, high school drop out campus safety officers, lame frat parties, shitty caf food, dumb sorority girls, ghetto people in general, dorm life until you're basically graduated, and last but not least a degree from a POS liberal arts school! Lo Triumpe bitches.

"The Albion College Advantage isn't adding two on the ten scale for females, It's getting black out enough so you forget what they look like when you wake up"

"JUDITH RULES"

by AlbionTownie April 16, 2013