canadian handlebars 

When your having sex doggy style but you grab her hair with both hands, seperatly like your holding onto handle bars.

I was fucking her in the ass and grabbed her hair and did the Canadian handlebars.

canadian handlebars by O.g.c.anada February 27, 2017

Canadian Hacksaw 

When a vagina gets looser as you caugh into it constantly

She wanted oral, but I had a cold so I gave her a Canadian hacksaw

Canadian Hacksaw by Sherron Hubbies March 12, 2017

Canadian winter 

When a male lays in snow to freeze his cock and thaws it inside a vagina

Last night I gave my girlfriend a Canadian winter. she loved it

Canadian winter by Yolanda's child April 20, 2017

Canadian jack

Mixing half jack Daniels and canadian mist to make one

Man I was bent last night, too much Canadian jack

Canadian jack by Ghettogodfather March 17, 2017

Canadian centipede 

When 7 or more Canadian men are interconnected behind one female whilst simultaneously moving in and out of each other.

Man one: hey is that a naked conga line?
Man two: holy shit it's a Canadian centipede

Canadian centipede by Dirty Chaos April 24, 2017

Canadian Condom 

A condom that will be the nicest, softest, condom of all time. WILL LISTEN TO ALL COMMANDS

Girl: TO HARD!! Man: Okay Ill just use my Canadian condom

Canadian Condom by Canadian Condom April 24, 2017

Canadian Coat 

The thick bush like leg hair all true Canadians possess. Developed throughout many generations this leg hair is used to protect Canadians from the elements while hiking, snowshoeing and playing outdoor hockey.

Hey there bud your Canadian Coat is showing.

Those boys arent even Canadian. They dont even wear a Canadian coat.

Canadian Coat by RestlessPenisSyndrome May 22, 2017