BEER DUMPING

BEER DUMPING - The act of "accidentally" dumping a beer on a female with the sole purpose of seeming like the hero and cleaning it up.

Joe: How did you guys meet?

Me: Classic Beer Dumping. I had Jon pour a beer all over Kelly. I swooped in with napkins and was seen as a complete gentleman. I was then rewarded with the ability to grind on her to various top 40 jams.

Joe: Flawless. One of my favorite moves.

by workseverytime February 13, 2012

Beer Jobby

A bowel movement caused by excessive consuption of beer, usually occurs the morning after.

Some drinking session last night and a ferocious beer jobby this morning.

by Uzzy September 9, 2006

beered-up

Having a belly full of beer and a mind that's just as liquid. Being drunk on beer and stupid at the same time.

Bob was so beered-up that he tripped on his own feet and fell face-first into the fireplace while laughing as if his actions were excellent entertainment.

by Ranger Wordsmith April 21, 2015

rough beer

Mass produced bland lager-type beers.

Heineken is a rough beer that tastes like piss

by Mav808 March 1, 2015

beer reactions

An uncanny ability to catch an alcoholic drink that has either slipped through your fingers or has been knocked off a table.

"Wow Steve, did that pint even touch the floor? You hardly spilt a drop , -awesome beer reactions mate."

by water sedge September 15, 2006

beer larriness

A state of intoxication in which some level of rowdiness is implied.

"Last night was some beer lariness mate. we got fooked up and were yelling at everyone."

by Mike November 27, 2003

Beer Willy

When after consuming 10+ pints, one cannot perform the sexual act due to his inability to get an erection

i tried to give her some, but i had beer willy.

by John Davey December 9, 2003