Water beer

The act of mixing the rest of your beer with a bottle of water when extremely intoxicated in attempts to avoid a massive hangover.

"Drink some fucking water!" (Marlin throws a bottle of water at Henry). "I havn't finished my beer.." says Henry (proceeds to pour beer into bottle of water) "water beer mother fuckers! Dwipe up!!"

by thejewnazi March 10, 2018

beer reactions

An uncanny ability to catch an alcoholic drink that has either slipped through your fingers or has been knocked off a table.

"Wow Steve, did that pint even touch the floor? You hardly spilt a drop , -awesome beer reactions mate."

by water sedge September 15, 2006

beer larriness

A state of intoxication in which some level of rowdiness is implied.

"Last night was some beer lariness mate. we got fooked up and were yelling at everyone."

by Mike November 27, 2003

beer salad

A drinking game where you take the first 3 food items you see, throw them in a bowl, pour a beer over it, and eat it.

Bro 1- Frosted mini wheats, grilled cheese, and bananas
Bro 2- Covered in beer? That's terrible!
Bro 1- I'm not eating this beer salad

by Carlo Von Sexron April 28, 2014

Beer Willy

When after consuming 10+ pints, one cannot perform the sexual act due to his inability to get an erection

i tried to give her some, but i had beer willy.

by John Davey December 9, 2003

rough beer

Mass produced bland lager-type beers.

Heineken is a rough beer that tastes like piss

by Mav808 March 1, 2015

beer-laden

Contemporary term used to descibe any beer that contains a high alcohol content. Usually denoting a premium lager like Stella. (Portsmouth)

Obviously too much stella leads to violence, hence the reference to that naughty terrorist, Monsieur BinLaden. Similar to the term shant

Coined by Shilly.

'Oi Shilly, fancy getting a few Beer-Laden's down us?'

by benny836 December 15, 2008