Copper Alert

The act of finding out someone is going to steal copper wire. Uninstalled copper wire damages the electrical grid.

I've had 3 copper alerts this week. These fools think they can dismantle the whole city.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

Gag Alert

When you feel like you are about to throw up because of how ugly someone is.

Sarah: Hey!
Sam: Omg look. Matt is coming over...
Sarah: Ew, gag alert.

by Amanda the faggatron December 13, 2012

suicide alert

Bored to the point where it becomes suicidal

Wow, this place is a shit hole, looks like another suicide alert saturday!

by Cutforeskin March 21, 2014

Dark alert

When you take a picture (alone or with others) and you can't see your self because your too dark

Girl: hey,did you see the dark alert I pose pied
Girl: no,but I wouldn't see it anyways

by Lolqueenbee May 28, 2015

Mom Allert

The state of mind, when one of your friends has declared that he/she is going to attempt to persuade your mom into having intercourse with them.

"Dude, don't make me get on mom allert !"

by BitterThanYou March 22, 2016

Pube alert

A brief yet unintentional change in the octave of a persons voice. Particularly, a young male going through puberty.

Damn Bro, those girls are laughing at you over that Pube Alert you just had during the the final scene of the play.

by XxThracianxX January 17, 2017

trigger allert

When someone is triggerd he is irritated and you say trigger allert when your friend is triggerd so they get even more triggerd.

friend: wha you are fakkin cunt me: TRIGGER ALLERT

by FAKKYUMASTER March 20, 2017