Alaskan Avalanche

Right as you are about to seamen in your girlfriend's hairy vagina, pull your dick out and cum in her bush. This will create a model of an avalanche.

Last night, while i was banging Sherry, i totally gave her a gnarly Alaskan Avalanche.

by CuntMonster69 May 25, 2010

Alask

1. Exclamation, used in surprise, replacement for gasp hark etc...
2. Used in place of a swear word or any other word.

1. Alask! I die...
2. I alasked your mom last night!

by Devin October 20, 2004

alaskan whitefish

When one person freezes water in the shape of a cylinder then proceeds to use it as a dildo. They leave the ice inside of themselves until it melts. They then collect the mixture of water and juices in a container. Finally they leave the concoction on a table for someone else to drink.

Guy 1- "Hey bro just left an Alaskan Whitefish on that table over there"

Guy 2- "If that guy over there drinks that shit I'll give you 20 bucks"

Guy 3 walks over to table examines water and proceeds to drink.

Guy 1- "Where's my 20 bucks?"

by TheOneToRuleThemAll January 31, 2014

gift-wraped alaskan log

you freeze a shit then once frozen put in condom and use as dildo

dude, i tottaly gave her a gift-wraped alaskan log last night

by ButASS October 3, 2008

abbasid caliphate

A word that people who are procrastinating in their study of astronomy in the abbasid caliphate look up because its fun to say and sounds smart. hahahaha and if you are lame enough to try to find an answer it is actually ancient arabia. but screw that, lets partay!

me: damn astronomy in the abbasid caliphate
me: lets see if urban dictonary has anything about it

by :-D <3 May 4, 2006

Alaskan Gumby

While having sex you freeze your shit in a freezer. Then you get green play-doh and shove it in the girls mouth. After that you take out yr shit and smear it all over her face till she says " you mua dawg gumby" then you grab a cup of skeet homemade and shove it down her throat till she throws up on yr chest.

"That bitch ate all my play-doh when i gave her the Alaskan Gumby boo."

by smear em baby January 17, 2010

Alaskan Bullwinkle

A sexual act when the male ejaculation in another male or females pubic hair and eats the semen

Tim-Hey drew, you know what an alaskan bullwinkle is?

Drew-Nope

Tim-Good

by HxC HAHA December 13, 2009