Flaming Log

When you take a vehicular shit so steamy it shatters the porcelain throne and toasts your gooch hair. May occur after spicy ramen, or sticking dynamite up your wonder-hole

Boogie Slop: Good gravy Gertie howd you flaming log so hard!

Gertrude Stinkfingus: the squid made me do it ... (shivers)

by Cazzerz_ August 17, 2025

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log roping

When you drop a log of poop on the floor and shoot a rope of cum on it.

“I did some log roping the other day, you wouldn’t believe how glazed my turd was!”

by kaesui November 23, 2025

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Log jam

When a turd or poop get 'jammed' in the toilet sideways and refuses to get flushed. Like a log jam in a river causing a blockage.

We have a 'Log jam' in the guest toilet. Time to break out the poop knife.

by K lite April 26, 2020

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logging data

Taking your log (your penis) and shoving it into some data (a girls vagina). Slang amongst computer nerds.

Ronald: "What were you doing last night"
Hamburgaler: "I was logging data"
Ronald: "Oh awsome!"

by Computer John March 10, 2012

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soft log

The act of slapping ones flaccid penis against the females face to initiate sexual interaction.

Suzy was being a prude so Brian whipped it out and gave her the soft log to put her in the mood.

by jjslozz April 26, 2016

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logging full bore

The act of passing stool of such immense girth that there is literally not a micron of space between the copper bolt itself and the walls of the sphincter

I had definitely eaten too much meat .
I spent a good twenty five minutes earlier this morning logging full bore

by Napoleon BonerPart February 22, 2023

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