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Window Paralysis

To stare out of a window with continous thoughts. Often experienced in a car, train, and airplane.
I was watching a movie on the plane until I caught window paralysis.
Girl 1: your window is open
Girl 1 : and its juicy
Girl 2: wanna suck

Window hammer 

When a glass dildo is put in a woman's vagina and then she has a sledge hammer slammed on her to break it inside
Window hammer by Channman March 21, 2017

Window wank of faith

The act of jerking off outside a window whilst crying as the person commiting the act has come to terms with the fact that they are a pathetic welp of person who looks up vaguely sexual terms on Urban Dictionary to get a hard on, only to quickly be struck with the epiphany that they are wasting the precious life they have been endowed with, and the person you could have been has been burnt into nothingness by your abhorrent choices in life, and you are just the abysmal shell of what could have been a potentially good human being.
my name jeff

also, stop looking up shit like window wank of faith and do something productive for once you cognitively inept mongrel.

Window Peeker 

A person who peeks through out a window looking at shadow things, the neighbors, or other random stuff while trying to remain unnoticed.
I heard a noise outside, so I quickly rushed over to the window to peak out my curtains & a shadow person was window peeking back at me. One of us needs sleep. Damn window peekers.
Window Peeker by Batman 406 April 7, 2017

Window slut

A person who always talks and sends photos but never does any action. A tease to the next level
Chris over there is a window slut, he's worse than a tease.
Window slut by Teejaesquared April 18, 2018