liverpool wastecat

a total waste who supports liverpool f.c and is really shit at football but thinks hes legend at it.

usually a complete dickhead who gets driven round in convertible BMWs.

cant take penalties

"hey jack h!"

"what?"

"i am awsome at football and my mum licks BMWs"

"you are shit a footy jack e!"

"yeah i is a liverpool wastecat"

by roy woodhead February 14, 2008

Noxious Waste

A bad ass punk band from NE Philadelphia.

Dude did you go to the Noxious Waste show last night? Nah dude, they dont have shows yet. oh yea...

by Colin January 30, 2005

wasteman

A wasteman is a gay man who likes the waste of another bloke

that jon is a wasteman

by bossboy April 14, 2007

wasteconscript

Wasteconscript, assosciated with wasteman implies that the person is so useless they dont even get the title of man, instead conscipt as it reduces them to someone unskilled and useless beyond the mark of wasteman.

"Jack cheated in our game"
"what a nooblet"
"such a wasteconscript"

by Nick Harris January 18, 2008

waste of taxpayer money

When something seems like extraneous or unnecessary effort to do something.

My 50-year-old dad just got carded at the grocery store for buying beer! Now that's just a waste of taxpayer money.

by crazyhalibut March 5, 2011

Waste Bate

If a man has an erection and he's about to go somewhere where the erection would be inappropriate, he will masturbate to get rid of the erection before he leaves.

Tom: Damn, that girl's hot
Mark: Hell yeah she is
Tom: Man she makes me hard, how are you not?
Mark: I waste bated before I left home so my mom wouldn't see my boner.

by BOOBYBOUNCER June 7, 2011

waste yute

cj

cj is a waste yute

by cj is a waste yute July 9, 2019