Money Grows on Trees

An author’s little-known truth, because trees give rise to lumber, which can then be converted to paper, before it is being used to print books, which earn the writer a cash lump sum or an obscene royalty.
In billions of homes, it’s not uncommon for parents telling their children off that money doesn’t grow on trees, or that money is hard to come by, but for millions of authors and publishers, the opposite is true: “Money grows on trees.”
by Fasters April 26, 2023
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Christmas tree surfing

Holding on/sitting on a Christmas tree and being dragged around while it is pulled by a vehicle. This is accomplished by tying one end of a rope to the tip of a Christmas tree and the other end to a tow hitch on the vehicle. The rider sits on the tree and then the driver pulls him/her around along with the Christmas tree, and hence "surfs" across the street/lawn.
Did you hear about the guy who wiped out while Christmas tree surfing? He hit a parked car and is now in the hospital!
by allen314159 December 30, 2009
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Tea Tree Oiled

The art of waxing your shaft with tea tree oil, and strumming yourself to ecstasy before the burn sets in.
Michael: What did you do last night Steve, the usual pit noodle and wank 1-2?
Steve W: Actually I spiced things up and tea tree oiled my Johnson
by RandyRhoads84 May 30, 2020
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Squirrel in My Tree

A euphamism for having an STD.
Dude I fucked this girl last week and now I think I have a fucking squirrel in my tree.
by Bob Montgomery December 18, 2007
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Oats in my tree

Someone who typically picks their teeth with their tongue while speaking. Uses the word "Tree" in place of "Teeth". Also known to say "Reeesh".
What did you say? Sorry, but I've got oats in my Tree!
by JudgyOcasio December 05, 2019
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beefing the banana tree

that skank totally was beefing the banana tree last night.
by silas santos! June 13, 2010
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off ya tree

kick ass piercing shop in perth city, WA.

they sell bongs, band shirts, and anything else you could ever want. and they'll pierce anything you like :)
#1t: did you go into off ya tree on sunday at perth?
#2: yeah, i got my tragus pierced.
#1: oo, serious ?!
#2: yeah, and i saw pete, that totally hot guy that works in there :D
by i love pwd August 20, 2009
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