hyena face

An urban legend of the Westside of Los Angeles. It is said that a creature with a hyena's head that walks on two legs like a person has been seen late at night. It has been seen walking from far away in Pacific Palisades and Santa Monica
Guy 1: I saw something walking outside my place in Malibu!
Guy 2: Maybe it was Hyena Face!
by jb2701 January 20, 2017
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Journalism Face

The straightest face you can make. Usually required in situations with a terrible combination of hilarity and a requirement to remain serious at all costs.
Girl: Some woman was telling me about how she stepped on her cat and then fell down the stairs, and crushed her toddler.

Guy: Bet you had pull out the Journalism face while listening to that.
by commensalism November 15, 2011
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stuff face

to eat
I went to the buffet downtown so I could stuff face.
by Teratogen February 20, 2012
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*Face Hell*

when you faceplam so hard that your head passes through the dephts of hell.
Annoying douche: you spelled that wrong

Dan: Shut the fuk up.

Annoying douche: you spelled that wrong too.

Dan: *Face Hell* AAAAAHHHHHHH
by PumaMania July 19, 2008
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selfie face

The phony facial expression that people temporarily assume while taking a selfie in order for the person to look their best. It is usually practiced in the mirror as well as with cameras, and can be called up at any time, but it rarely, if ever occurs naturally. You can tell when someone feels that they have perfected their selfie face, or a new variation of it, because they change their profile picture to it.

For girls this is often done by opening the eyes very wide, and smiling, but not enough to cause any wrinkles, and usually not enough to show the teeth unless the teeth are perfect.

For guys it is usually either a bored look or a hard look, and is often performed shirtless.

Duck face is not selfie face. If someones best looking face was their duck face, you would hit them with a 2x4, not click on their profile.
Becky just dyed her hair so she's in the bathroom practicing her selfie face for her new profile pic.
by fat_man July 15, 2014
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merm face

in the famous "sneezing panda" youtube video, the mother panda has her merm face on when her baby panda sneezes
by wtfmerm June 15, 2009
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Nalga Face

A Spanglish slang term used to describe a face that has been shaved clean which for a long time (usually years) previous had worn facial hair, such as a mustache or goatee. The naked, newly shaved face gives the appearance of a bare ass cheek.

Nalga is Spanish for ass cheek.
Daughter: What possessed dad to shave his 'stache after 35 years?
Mother: He wanted to try something different, you don't like it?
Daughter: No!! He has a nalga face, he needs to grow it back!
by punxsutawneyrob September 21, 2010
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