Log

Someone who is boring and doesn’t do or think much

Bruh she a log why invite her to the party

by King6’5 November 29, 2022

The Long Log Llama

The Long Log Llama (otherwise known as "The Ole' Triple L") is another way to describe the longest finger on your hand that you would effectively use to push difficult poops down hard-to-squeeze-into places such as a sink, a shower drain, or other unidentified sources in which you have chosen to defecate into in a 'non-traditional manner.'

Hey Man, you might have to use the Long Log Llama to get the rest of that bootycake down the drain.

I was struggling to get my dookie down the drain but I remembered I had The Ole' Triple L at my disposal.

by The DIY Plumber April 17, 2024

Lincoln-logged

When a person eases a lincoln-log up their anus, and twirls slowly.

When Jim got into the shower, he knew he was ready to be lincoln-logged.

by Larpington Haggitson February 6, 2019

Air-logged

Something that is lighter than it should be or seems.

Damn dude that 2 x 4 should’ve been 27 pounds but it’s air-logged like a motherfucker

by Prangutan January 17, 2021

Pocono log flume

When you piss down someone's chest and then send a shit flying down after: much like log flume.

Your mom was begging for that pocono log flume last night after I took her to Golden Corral.

by N.anno October 12, 2016

Mossing the logs

When you jack off into the toilet on your turds!

You better not be in there mossing the logs again Gary!

by JuggaloDundee November 16, 2023

Log Roll

Taking a shit on a place, person or thing and then manually rolling it over that place, person or thing.

Justin took a shit on Eric’s deck then log rolled it into the pool.

by HamptonsInn August 23, 2020