Gravel Road Cops

Humorous play on the acronym GRC, the French abbreviation for the Royal Canadian Mounted Police. Used in reference to the rural backroads where their Officers tend to patrol.

"Damn gravel road cops always jackin' me up. This is the 3rd ticket this month."

by koevoet November 10, 2020

The Glass Road Trucker

The act of defecating on your victim's back deck within wiping distance of a sliding glass door. Next spread cheeks and press against glass. Using a downward motion, leave your 'skid mark'.

Bonus points for the ding-dong-ditch immediately after.

Fuck that asshole! The Glass Road Truckers haul ass tonight!

by Dachau Cabana August 9, 2010

Road trip bladder

When your on a road trip and your bladder expands to twice its size and urination lasts a minute or more.

My piss lasted at least a minute after that 6 hour bus ride, I had total road trip bladder

by Ohnoidied January 13, 2011

the country road creature

A creature made by Trevor Henderson, I don’t know much about it.

Jim:Yo Jake I just heard something outside our car, also why is there a white arm next to my window?
Jake:... DRIVE. FASTER. NOW.
Jim:Why?
Jake:IT IS THE COUNTRY ROAD CREATURE, JUST DRIVE FASTER.

by anonymous November 30, 2020

Old Time Road

Not old time road.

Dave: I got the horses in the back...
Jane: Haha. I love that song. Old Time Road, right?
Dave: No.

by True or False November 12, 2019

Australian road train

A phrase that sounds like an innuendo, but isn't.

-"That sounds like an Australian road train, if ya know what I mean!"

-No! I don't!"

by Knightmusic December 25, 2020

Montréal Road Rage

Road rage on turbo mode. Almost always a Québécois man between the ages of 38-63 but sometimes women who have a terrifyingly deep voice. Usually set off by something pretty harmless, like a cyclist or a cab driver cutting someone off even though they had the right of way.

Cyclist: *cuts off driver who's trying to run a red light*
Driver: CÂLISSE DE TABARNAK D'OSTI!!! VA CHIER!! VA CHIER SUR LA TÊTE D'TA MÈRE, OSTI QU'UN CAVE EN CÂLISSE!!

Joseph Jean-Guy Desjardins: "I really thought that guy was going to murder me for not letting him cut in front of me"
Joseph Jean-Jacques Saulnier: "anything can inspire that Montréal Road Rage"

by Chopper Calquhoon March 17, 2019