Regular Hoe

A female that gives off the appearance of being loyal and wifey material, but at the end of the day is just a regular hoe who will let your bro hit

Turns out I was messing with a regular hoe, she let my bro hit it when I was gone ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

by RegularHoe June 19, 2018

Eski-hoe

1. (noun) A climate-confused woman who wears Ugg boots and short shorts.

"Stephanie resembled an eski-hoe in her 'boots and shorts' outfit."

by meesagayle March 13, 2010

Sandman that hoe

Often occurs on the beach or other sandy areas. After intercourse, the male ejaculates on his partners(preferably female)stomach and chest area. While the semen is still wet, the male picks up a handfull of sand and throws it on the female. The sand will stick to the semen. For this to work properly, the semen needs to dry with the sand in it.

Jeremy: "Golly! Look at that mildly attractive woman!"
Quick: "Damn man! I sure would like to Sandman that hoe!"

by The Quickness March 11, 2008

faux hoe

someone who acts like a hoe but is really just faking.

Paula is such a faux hoe, she is all up on everyone but shes never even been to 2nd.

by DanaG April 12, 2007

Basement hoe

A female who when taken home specifically for a sexual act is taken straight to the basement as quickly as possiable so that no one else who lives or may b at the home is able to see how nasty she really is .... The opposite of top shelf she all the way in the basment

Erik always be brining back basement hoes

by ITOWNJOE August 2, 2015

crusty hoe

A hoe whom is so nasty that after sex doesn't bathe for multiple days and has a encrustment of juice flakes inside her vagina that when you put it in it's like fucking a bag full of sandpaper

Dude I fucked Meranda last night she is such a crusty hoe.

by dufetaff September 26, 2013

Wikipedia That Hoe

When one has no knowledge over a certain subject and or has some school related material to finish, but was either too lazy to read the required material or just plain fucking stupid; so they proceed to gain their half-ass knowledge from said site.

Example 1
Guy #1: Dude I have to write a 4 pg paper on Nietzsche and I have no idea who the fuck he is.

Guy #2: Wikipedia that hoe!

Example 2
Guy #1: Did you hear that David Carradine died from auto-erotic asphyxiation?

Guy #2: Man that sucks....wait whats auto-erotic asphyxiation!? I know I'll just Wikipedia that hoe!

Example #3
Guy #1: Can a guy get pregnant by retrograde ejaculation?

Guy #2: Dude what the fuck is wrong with you...let's Wikipedia that hoe!

by ChiefSlapAHoe October 30, 2010