standard

another term for "end of story", "period", "full stop"

"imma get me sum dick tonight. STANDARD"

by lina September 3, 2003

One-night Stand

To perform a handstand while wearing a Speedo. A wise-ass take-off of the Jaryn, the One-night Stand was originally performed on hot coals. It soon evolved to what it is now: a Speedo-licious handstand on a bed of Petrol. Works best at night.

Ralph hired a guy to do a One-Night Stand at his birthday party, but it sucked so badly that I nonchalantly discarded my lit cigarette at his slimy hands; boy, did that motherfucker smell like bacon

by Randomé Pearson December 15, 2010

gold standard

a girl (or guy) whom a number of people in the same peer group have slept with; a girl whom guys can use as a baseline for comparing experiences.

Kev, Zaz and C Mac had all been with Kerry in the past so it gave them a gold standard for when Zaz told them that he'd hooked up with a chick who gave worse head than Kerry.

by Clay McP March 31, 2008

Standby

The guy named steak shack is a fucking dumbass. Standby is when you are hosting an online game such as halo 2 you make everyone ekse basically disconnect from the game for about 4 seconds and in this time period you have to kill them real quick and then push the button again or put your cord back in or else it goes to the "ominus blue screen" as the dumbass said named steak shack lol stupid fat kid.

SOME KID:"FUCKIN NOOBS ARE STANDBYING"

ME:"Ya, it's probably that fat kid named STEAK SHACK from urban dictionary.com"

by ix criminal ix (gt thats gamertag for you dumbasses out there) September 5, 2006

double standard

An ethical or moral code that applies more strictly to one group than to another

If you are overweight, you get made fun of, yet when you are skinny, you are praised.

by bobie April 1, 2005

Venezuela Taco Stand

This involves 2 girls and several men. The first girl will stand on her head and insert a whole bottle of Tabasco sauce in her anus, the other girl will be on her knees next to her. The men will line up and dip their penis's into the girls anus and then move to the next girl and have her lick the sauce from his penis and testicles.

"Was that great last night when we had the Venezuela Taco stand Jules or what?"

by rockyr June 11, 2006

Let's blow this popsicle stand!

To provide oral favors to a popsicle stand.

Hey becky, this ice cream is making me really horny...Let's blow this popsicle stand!

by Anthony March 10, 2005