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squirrelshit

Completely insane. Related to the term "nuts" (meaning the same thing) in the same way that "apeshit" is related to "bananas" and "batshit" is related to "batty." It is unknown whether the offensive terms were dysphemisms of the innocuous terms or the innocuous terms euphemisms of the offensive terms. Excepting "apeshit," all of these terms (including "bananas") have the same meaning, that is, "crazy."
My girlfriend went totally squirrelshit when she found out I had crabs.
squirrelshit by Rivv ·X· May 26, 2016
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SquirrelyD 

A small man with a big dick inserted in the ass. Likes gay porn, dildos in the booty, and rough hair pulling sex from other men. Also has a big booty hole.
SquirrelyD is that you?
SquirrelyD by Johnnnnyafuckedme September 2, 2018

9 Squirrels and a Catfish 

The best live internet radio show out there on Revere Radio Network Saturdays and Sundays from 7-8pm EST and Tuesdays from 10pm-midnight EST on www.revereradio.net
"Man, i was doin nothing Tuesday night so i tuned into 9 Squirrels and a Catfish on Revere Radio and laughed my ass off"

gettin' squirrely up in here 

A phrase used to describe a situation that is totally out of hand or ridiculous.
JB: Did you see the Katies and Bridget spiking their drinks with vodka in the breakroom?

Sharon: It's only 10 am!
JB: It's gettin' squirrely up in here!

Chasing squirrels

The lack or inability to have any attention span whatsoever.
I bet little Billy learned nothing in today's school lesson, boy looked as if he was chasing squirrels the whole time.

squirkel 

Squirkel-A square or rectangle with rounded corners.
squirkel by Katie723005 January 19, 2018

drinkin' squirrels 

Verb: To place one or more hits of Ecstasy (MDMA) into one's own drink, usually bottled. not to be confused with a slip.
"me and my boys were drinkin' squirrels last night, we got all thizzed out."