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Jordan the squirrel

Jordan the squirrel

a youtuber with over 200 subs
Did you guys watch Jordan the squirrels new video.
by Meme Trash11111111 August 18, 2018
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shootin' squirrels

A clearly defined triangle in a womans crotch when she's sitting with her legs open.
Well, there goes ole' Linda there, shootin' squirrels again.
by whenindoubtwritesomething November 26, 2017
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kayla squirrel

most kaylas are brunettes that are short and squirrelly. they often say that their soul animal is a squirrel bcs they fit so many nuts in their mouth. but not loud and confident like sandy the squirrel. they're more of an introvert but will say the craziest shit to her friends
I have a friend named kayla whos really into squirrels. She's not a furry tho shes just kayla squirrel
by squirrel army April 23, 2023
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Squirreling

Stuffing all bodily openings(urethra,anus, mouth, nose, and ears) with acorns and then proceeding to crawl around like a squirrel while in the nude.
“You cant’t call yourself a man if you havent been squirreling with the boys
by Turkey_frotter101 December 18, 2024
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to be squirrelled

Being squirelled,led on a seemingly harmless task that goes magically ary! Lead to water and left to own devices and end up building a superstructure to pour a simple glass of water!
To be squirrelled is When your ADHD GF sets you up knowing you have squirrel moments just like she does! Then she snickers as I wonder around the Forrest looking at what she started saying and gotten lost in my own thoughts of sparkly, colourful things!
by Hyrotig May 25, 2018
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squirrel

That one kid in class that never gets their work done. Usually uses the phrases; 'bruh' 'your mom' and 'oop'.
Squirrel get back to work. What are doing? not your work.

Who spilled the water everywhere? Squirrel did.

What's up Squirrel? Back at it again.
by bruuuski November 7, 2019
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squirreling

the act of a man artfully placing ones own twin jewels between his arse cheeks to create a mangina
man- hey babe, can you see my balls in these shorts?
woman- no babe, perfect squirreling!
by y0urmumsb4ttycr3ase69 January 26, 2022
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