Social Rush

When an online social network is bombarded because everyone is trying to get on at the same time.

Dude, I was talking to eight girls last night, it was the biggest Social Rush Ive seen in awhile!

by TDTT November 25, 2008

socially dead

- A person who doesn't give a shit about other people, rarely talks to anyone in person (and does laconically if so), and often has only one or zero friends. May appear distant, aloof and unemotional to others. Although most of them are somewhat active on the internet, some socially dead people may have vanished completely from social media, or rarely leave their home other than for errands or appointments. Only opens up to people they really, really like, although one has to know how to access them the right way, and this is a hard process. They can seem intriguing and distant at first, but if they ever open up, they are often interesting, intelligent and beautiful souls. This behavior can sometimes be caused by traumatic life events, teenage angst, misanthropy, existential crisis, depression, severe anxiety, mental illness, or the person is just "that way". Main characteristic of Schizoid Personality Disorder. May or may not be asexual.

- Someone who is remarkably slow to reply to text messages due to being frequently offline or distracted, much to the extreme frustration of people who keep trying to talk to them.

also see schizoid, loner, lone wolf, hermit or hikikomori

Yoann: What happened to you Jin? You seem so socially dead. You used to be so fun to stick around, but now....

*1 month later*

Yoann: Damn, he hasn't replied yet...I miss him.

Jin: hey

Yoann: Oh, hey! Finally, you texted back...

*2 weeks later, Jin still hasn't replied*

Ryan: FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU-

by Mr Laiuo May 02, 2018

Hvoax Socialize

Hvoax: A god forbidden creature (The devil) in the religion: socialize

Person one "I hate hvoax socialize!"
Person two "Yes! He loves to torture our people!"

by ,.,.// November 12, 2020

Socially fatigued

When you just had enough of people and you can't socialize anymore. You're just too tired

I spent this whole week with people and I'm just so tired

Socially fatigued?
U got it

by Scoops4days April 01, 2016

Social Lube

When you groom someone.

John:Did you hear the compliment Dave gave Mike the other day?
Penny: No what did he say ?
John: He told him he was at least average, it was like he was Socially Lubing him.
Penny: Dang thats crazy , can't believe Dave would use social lube on Mike

by Aludurhage August 05, 2023

Social Blocking

People socializing in the halls causing other unable to pass through.

Teacher: Why are you late for class?
Student: Sorry, Social Blockers were blocking the halls.
Social Blocking

by Master Of The Dicktionary February 08, 2011

Social Invasion

Social Invasion Hot New Reality Show of 10 talented men and women of all races and sexuality to see if they can all live under one roof for 1 whole month without judgment and secrets.
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Social Invasion Hot New Reality Show And What You Keep In The Dark Always Comes To Light

by October 13, 2021