Back-road in Mexico

A term used by Gearheads and Street Racers used to cover up where they have actually done some dumb shit, such as drag racing, top speed runs, drifting, etc, to avoid getting into trouble with the police.

"I took my G-Body Cutlass out and managed to beat some kid's Foxbody on a back-road in Mexico last night! That supercharger is starting to pay off!"

by Thefirkman June 16, 2020

Justice Road Rallies

A non-profit organization that hosts road rally events in Calgary, Canada. in support of the local children's hospital.

Have you registered for this summers rallies yet at www.justiceroadrallies.com? Justice Road Rallies has the best events.

by willedit4food January 6, 2019

Greenacres road thankyou

When you thank someone by allowing them to witness you masterbate to images of buff riku.

Person 1: Hey man, what did you get up to over the easter holidays?
Person 2: mainly jacked it to phineas and ferb, what did you do?
Person 1: i performed a peter's road trampoline
Person 2: awsome was your dick bomb?
Person 1: totally, but i did have to perform a greenacres road thankyou.

by Bitconeeeeeeect May 25, 2018

Australian road train

A phrase that sounds like an innuendo, but isn't.

-"That sounds like an Australian road train, if ya know what I mean!"

-No! I don't!"

by Knightmusic December 25, 2020

Road to Vag Cig

Noun: a process by which an individual seeks to achieve gaining access to a vag cig ( a vagina that smells like a cigarette). This process involves deep meditation, laser focus and very hard work. Only the most elite poon hunters can endeavor such a difficult struggle.

Butler nems: Ay nigga, whats heater nems gettin into these days??
Koala Dawggie: Yo Kunt, that mangina boys on a quest for a vag cig. Hes been hittin that road to vag cig like a true nig. Day and night hes out there huntin through all them stanky vags lookin for that true perfect vag cig. He aint gonna stop til he hits that cig stankin pussy.

by ballplayer182 May 6, 2022

the country road creature

A creature made by Trevor Henderson, I don’t know much about it.

Jim:Yo Jake I just heard something outside our car, also why is there a white arm next to my window?
Jake:... DRIVE. FASTER. NOW.
Jim:Why?
Jake:IT IS THE COUNTRY ROAD CREATURE, JUST DRIVE FASTER.

by anonymous November 30, 2020

Road trip bladder

When your on a road trip and your bladder expands to twice its size and urination lasts a minute or more.

My piss lasted at least a minute after that 6 hour bus ride, I had total road trip bladder

by Ohnoidied January 13, 2011