peter pocket

anything used for enveloping the penis (golf partner of 'pita pocket'!)

shes' a pretty savage peter pocket

he put that crank in a peter pocket

he needed to find a peter pocket

by michael foolsley January 10, 2010

Cheddar Pocket

When you kill someone then skin their body. You take the skin from the body and fill the entire thing with jizz. After that is done you then eat the body yourself or give it to a group of friends to eat.

Did you hear about Sally? She got cheddar pocketed under the bridge.

by BrandoCommando179 March 30, 2010

Pocket pie

The sexual act where two men are together and one ejaculates into the other ones pocket

George and Jerry where hungry and horny so they made a pocket pie

by Oh boy 1997 August 24, 2022

pocket-pino

noun: a male of Filipino descent and of small stature with a propensity for consuming mass quantities of food disproportionate to said stature without appearing to increase in size.

I'm stuffed and that pocket-pino is still eating. Where does he put it all?!

by ferdilicious June 2, 2010

Pocket Message

A call made via cell phone that was unintentional in which made it to another’s voice mail; usually as a result of being unlocked and placed in a pocket or purse.

Joey left 3 pocket messages for me last night. Sounded like he was at some happnin party!

by DJ Jack Master Flash August 7, 2008

pocket time

The time it takes for a hot pocket to finish cooking in the microwave...usually 2 minutes.

Jimmy said he'd be back in pocket time, but it's already been 5 minutes.

by crispy113 January 15, 2009

Pockets of resistance

When you're hopelessly looking for some funds for an alcohol related purchase but your pockets are proving resistant

"Chrisy man, lend us a fiver for a kebab, I've got pockets of resistance"

Paul Gascoigne speaking to Chris Waddle on a quiet night out prior to the World Cup in 1998

by Wesley McKnight February 28, 2017