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The pizza is ready

A common prelude to sex in certain locations around the world, namely porn-addicted America.
Man: The pizza is ready!
Woman: *giggles*
*They strip off their clothes and have sex*

Delivery boy: The pizza is ready!
Smoking hot woman: *giggles*
*They strip off their clothes and have sex*
by Bad C dev October 15, 2021
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macaroni pizza

macaroni pizza is a swaggy groupchat that is more swaggier than you. they will eat you alive. they have an f,g,s,l,m,m,j,e,a. they are such baddies!!! they have an kpop stan, lev simp, gansta bear, anime stan, person who cares about hair, daris simpss, mariah🧌 jillian👹 arman😡
dumb person1: OMG ITS MACARONI PIZZA!!
dumb person2: THEY WILL EAT US!!
dumb person3: THEY ARE SO SWAGGY!!
dumb person1: run😵❔😱😵👹⁉️❕😱😵
by swaggy person!! May 6, 2022
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Pizza bunt

A pizza bunt is where you roll up a piece of pizza fill it with parmesan cheese and dipped in pizza sauce.
I think i might of got high(fat) from that pizza bunt last night
by Kekaler November 28, 2010
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Ball Pizza

Stretching a guy's scrotum until it is thin enough to look like a thin crust pizza.
"He asked me to play with his balls while I was going down on him, so I got creative and made a ball pizza"
by xxpeachy April 23, 2015
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pineapple pizza

Jason: what are your opinions on pineapple pizza?
Richard: absolutely rancid. if you like pineapple on pizza you should go jump in front of a moving bus
by g6rlogan February 5, 2022
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Mexican pizza

when you stretch your nutsack out and your partner shits on it, sprinkles diced tomatoes on it and then you cut it into 4 pieces and eat it with your partner
the hottest thing my girl ever did was give me a Mexican pizza
by ligma song January 11, 2023
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half a pizza

When you tear the panties and there is half a lip there.
I was going down on Helga the other night and to my surprise she had half a pizza.
by Zzop June 22, 2016
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