Definitions by brilliantpenguin
situational attractiveness
A state of hotness derived solely from one's occupation, or role in a situation. The situationally attractive individual is typically unattractive, or at least just average, in normal circumstances.
Person 1: "I have a really hot TA for CS this semester."
*few weeks later*
Person 1: "Nevermind, it's just situational attractiveness."
Person 2: "Oh, like he's only attractive because he's a TA?"
Other examples: female bartender, professors, RA's, baristas
*few weeks later*
Person 1: "Nevermind, it's just situational attractiveness."
Person 2: "Oh, like he's only attractive because he's a TA?"
Other examples: female bartender, professors, RA's, baristas
situational attractiveness by brilliantpenguin April 18, 2015
struggle pizza
When finals week is coming up and you don't even leave your room for meals, you order a "struggle pizza" to serve as your breakfast, lunch and dinner until the struggle is over.
struggle pizza by brilliantpenguin April 16, 2015