Pineapple eater

One who eats way too much pineapple before they have sex because they're insecure about what their cum tastes like.

Needless to say, doing this is stupid and you'll end burning Your tongue from how much pineapple your eating.

Kevin is a pineapple eater.

by kieralovedanny December 5, 2024

Pinergy

When the presence of the number π in a headline or image makes it more likely to be read even by someone who would normally have zero interest in the message.

Successful copywriters know that some pinergy in a copy could lure the readership by a few folds.

by Numerati December 8, 2023

Pineapple Upside-Down Cake

Sexual position where a man lays on his back with an erection, then two midgets, any gender, straddle together over the man. They make out, pour caramel sauce over there heads, while the bottom thrusts his hips up to orgasm between the two midgets.

I tried a Pineapple Upside-Down Cake last night. It was fun, but I needed new sheets, and the midgets used all the hot water…

by CheshirePanda January 11, 2024

pineappleism

Discrimination against people who like/hate pineapple on pizza.

Bobby is pineappleist, and pineappleism isn't nice!!!!

by KoolLeo11 January 15, 2024

pineapplesummer

lovely bloke innit

pineapplesummer is cool

by imaginedragondeeznutsonurface! January 16, 2024

Pineapple Fanta

Something that you can't fathom existing, but you are oddly drawn too

I can't believe Pineapple Fanta exists, it sounds awful, I need to try it.

by IAlsoHateTheBeatles January 19, 2024

Pineapple

A fruit whose visual depiction has been known to trigger synchronous happenings between like-souled individuals.

— “Pineapple.”
— “Shit! Yes, pineapple.”

by simonbeige January 19, 2024