orange penis

the "orange penis" is contracted from having eatin cheetos and then watching free porn thats absolutley and totally illegal and having a massive erection...i think you know the rest...

also known as (the gilded fuck stick)
(the saltie twinkie)
(a bad spray on tan)
(i call mine sir. squirtsinmyeye)

by BRENDAN BITCH DONT FORGET IT August 28, 2005

penis locker

a locker {Vagina} were multipel dicks can be inserted

hey her pussy is a penis locker

by ElectronPlayz Twitch.Tv October 17, 2018

Penis Capital

The act of investing alot of time trying to get up in some girls panties.

I invested alot of Penis Capital before I realized she had a boyfriend.

by the_nuge September 18, 2006

Ethan's penis

A dick a big it makes the girl scream

Last night i got Ethan's penis and it was painful

by Alisa vagina April 24, 2017

Penis Butter

Another name for cum!

Can I get a side of penis butter with my blowjob?

by That hoee February 21, 2013

portuguese penis

Usually have a huge penis. Known around the world for the dicks. They are 3rd in the world in average size. The republic of congo is number 1 and number 2 ks ghana

Damn he hes portuguese. His portuguese Penis is huge!

by Thekilaaaaaaa January 5, 2014

Penis Colada

The name of the load a woman swallows the night after her man spent the entire day drinking pineapple juice.

her: who drank all the goddamn pineapple juice?
Him: don't worry babe I made you a penis colada.

by ElSenorDuke November 21, 2014