beer reactions

An uncanny ability to catch an alcoholic drink that has either slipped through your fingers or has been knocked off a table.

"Wow Steve, did that pint even touch the floor? You hardly spilt a drop , -awesome beer reactions mate."

by water sedge September 15, 2006

Water beer

The act of mixing the rest of your beer with a bottle of water when extremely intoxicated in attempts to avoid a massive hangover.

"Drink some fucking water!" (Marlin throws a bottle of water at Henry). "I havn't finished my beer.." says Henry (proceeds to pour beer into bottle of water) "water beer mother fuckers! Dwipe up!!"

by thejewnazi March 10, 2018

Beer Jobby

A bowel movement caused by excessive consuption of beer, usually occurs the morning after.

Some drinking session last night and a ferocious beer jobby this morning.

by Uzzy September 9, 2006

beered-up

Having a belly full of beer and a mind that's just as liquid. Being drunk on beer and stupid at the same time.

Bob was so beered-up that he tripped on his own feet and fell face-first into the fireplace while laughing as if his actions were excellent entertainment.

by Ranger Wordsmith April 21, 2015

beer-laden

Contemporary term used to descibe any beer that contains a high alcohol content. Usually denoting a premium lager like Stella. (Portsmouth)

Obviously too much stella leads to violence, hence the reference to that naughty terrorist, Monsieur BinLaden. Similar to the term shant

Coined by Shilly.

'Oi Shilly, fancy getting a few Beer-Laden's down us?'

by benny836 December 15, 2008

beer larriness

A state of intoxication in which some level of rowdiness is implied.

"Last night was some beer lariness mate. we got fooked up and were yelling at everyone."

by Mike November 27, 2003

Beer Willy

When after consuming 10+ pints, one cannot perform the sexual act due to his inability to get an erection

i tried to give her some, but i had beer willy.

by John Davey December 9, 2003