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King of the mountain 

Having sex in a cable car/gondola while going up/or between mountains to ski.
dude, i got king of the mountain today,
sick bro, where did you pick that chick up?

Splash Mountain 

When your fucking a girl and her Pussy gets so wet that she fly’s off your dick. Then she takes you into the bathroom and you fuck her over a toilet. You fuck her so hard she breaks the pipes and the toilet water splashes on your face. You then proceed to drink the water and fuck her so hard that she flys to disneyworld.
Matt why is the house flooding”
“I gave Chelsea splash mountain
Splash Mountain by Bigboy1516 February 26, 2019

Steak and Mountain Dew 

Michael's favourite choice in a menu.
Send some straight away with your halo action figures to his address, or the ongoing war against the Machines will be lost, and the sentinel will tighten it's grip on the young marionette for all eternity.

SEND STEAK!
Michael begged the population of santa monica for some Steak and Mountain Dew, and went into hibernation in the small island of New Zealand when no one find him any.

saudi arabian mountain 

The act of completely covering your partner with shit, cum and piss until they are caramel colored like a mountain. Then attempting to climb to the top of them and shoving their head into your asshole.
Dude, last night I made her into a saudi arabian mountain and climbed her til' the sun went down.
saudi arabian mountain by abot87 November 29, 2011

Space Mountain 

Wen ur friend leaves you to ride in a different car on the roller coaster with their bae and leave you behind riding by yourself.
She just space mountained you so bad

The Mountain Goats 

A horrible indie music group, in which the singers cannot sing.
Also severely disappointed that they really were not mountain goats.
Usually people named Betsy likes them.
Betsy- "Hey i've got the new The Mountain Goats Cd!"

The Mountain Goats by dooldool December 9, 2008