Loose As Octomom

adj. a description of a vagina that is supposedly wider than that of Nadia Sulaimon (octomom) who has had a shitload of children, including birthing octuplets leaving her with a new level of permanent gape.

Man, I knew you got around, but you loose as octomom.

by define it quick May 10, 2009

funny lookin'

Something that just doesn't look quite right; often a person.

"Boy, Jed, that girl is funny lookin'"
"Well that ain't a girl at all, Jeb, that's a sheep."

by cletusedgarhoover March 24, 2007

unfortunate-looking

Someone who is ugly; so ugly, in fact, that it is unfortunate for the rest of the world to have to look at them.

Aquafina is so unfortunate-looking!

by AriaMelody January 16, 2008

looks away

when you tell a lie, or want to make someone feel better about themselves, and you dont want it to be obvious. often used humorously.

(to a balding man) hey jackson, good hair! *looks away*

(to a girl that just lost her job) hey nicole, im sure after dairy queen fired you, youll be able to get a new job soon. *looks away*

(to a browns fan) go browns! *looks away*

(to a horrible substitute teacher in your government class) you really know how to teach *looks away*

(to a fat girl with two first names) hey toni, have you been losing weight? your lookin good. *looks the fuck away*

by AverageSizedPeter March 8, 2009

closed loop relationship

An intimate relationship of common understanding and agreement among three individuals, usually where two persons are married or similarly bound; where individuals may be heterosexual, homosexual, or bisexual; and, where all individuals remain faithful and exclusive to each other.

Unlike a ménage à trois, a closed loop relationship ("clr") is typically a long-term relationship that involves a third individual as a functioning, participating partner. Also unlike a ménage à trois, intimacy is not the sole motivation and serves as complement to the relationship. Individuals in a clr may live together, though this is not typical. At the fringes of a clr is the situation where one participant is a committed participant in another relationship, such as being married.

by thraipse July 23, 2010

That Look

(Noun)
A look that changes you, specifically one a person gives to you, not a fashion. You try to speak to others of it but it confuses them. Is usually positive.

"I gave him a present and he gave me that look."
"What look?"
"You know... That look."

by leedleedle February 13, 2015

Eat Shit and Die Look

a look someone gives with you when they have a great deal of hate for you... a way to tell someone to fuck off with out having to say a word

Did you see when my ex boyfriend came in? he gave me a total eat shit and die look

wendy just gave me an eat shit and die look. i didn't do anything to her

by losingthewar July 18, 2005