Matt: Have you met Chris yet?
Josh: No why?
Matt: Good hes an absolute Crog Log, dont let him near your fridge it will be empty in minutes.
Josh: No why?
Matt: Good hes an absolute Crog Log, dont let him near your fridge it will be empty in minutes.
by xXMRC00LXx8 October 22, 2018
by kingmanthing November 15, 2016
Your dog like log
by The real 100% legend 27 March 14, 2018
A bloody bowel obstruction. Symptoms include light headedness, a full stomach, and no bowel movement for more than 7 days. Please go to the hospital immediately if you have these symptoms.
When she finally pooped, she was relieved of her Ruby Log Jam.
Every time I eat chipotle, I get a Ruby Log Jam.
Every time I eat chipotle, I get a Ruby Log Jam.
by #Nurseratchet November 01, 2021
A bloody bowel obstruction. Symptoms include light headedness, a full stomach, and no bowel movement for more than 7 days. Please go to the hospital immediately if you have these symptoms.
When she finally pooped, she was relieved of her Ruby Log Jam.
Every time I eat chipotle, I get a Ruby Log Jam.
Every time I eat chipotle, I get a Ruby Log Jam.
by #Nurseratchet November 01, 2021
When you are a man and you have sex and a few hours later you have to pee bit the crusty jizz is blockng the way causing a sharp pain.
"Damn man I forgot to clean things off after I banged Sheila last night. Thought I peed glass for second."
"Dude, blue veined log jam... you always forget."
"Dude, blue veined log jam... you always forget."
by Leper Khan November 16, 2017
When you don’t clean your rear end. Don’t be a douche-douche! You can at least make sure one end is clean.
by George Coonie July 16, 2024