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Log

to exit or leave an online game or server; to disconnect
“He got mad and logged right after the match ended.”
by sierahtonin October 22, 2025
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Muskoka Log Jam

When at the point of ejaculation, the man places the tip of his penis firmly against the woman's ear canal and releases his cum. After shooting his cum into the woman's ear he uses his finger or a q-tip to jam the cum into the ear canal as deep as possible.
I met this girl at the bar yesterday. Took her home and gave her a Muskoka Log Jam.
by Huxtable Smithers January 19, 2025
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Wisconsin Cheese Log

Proper name for a man's penis after he has engaged in sexual intercourse with a woman suffering from a yeast infection.
Damn yo, after I finished banging this girl last night I went to the bathroom and saw I had a full-blown Wisconsin Cheese Log. I washed off my dick and got the hell out of there...

Did you hear? Agnes gave Gordy a Wisconsin Cheese Log after they got out of the hot tub...

After we had sex, I asked for a blowjob so I could feed her the Wisconsin Cheese Log her friend gave me earlier in the night.
by Gordy McDonkeypunch October 13, 2013
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Combat Log

An action where a player leaves the game while in-combat. In some games, there's penalties for this.
Example 1: I was about to dog this guy but he saw my gang and he logged
Example 2: Was about to kill this guy but he combat logged in the middle of my combo
by portapac September 17, 2023
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Log Sniper

When a guy's sperm directly lands on a pussy once he ejaculates ten feet away from said pussy
"Call me a log sniper because you're gonna have a lil bro in nine months"
by Anchovy November 30, 2022
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Bisto Log

A long dark beefy coloured shit. Upon standing from its birthing, the smell immediately shoot’s up the nose and into the sinuses.
The highlight of Johnnie’s hangover was the birthing of a great bisto log.
by Beardedbutcher December 12, 2022
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log

A derogatory Used when a person leaves or ragequits when they're being mopped in a baddies roblox game.
P1: is about to catch and mop P2
P2 wards it off by mopping P1 back
P1: logs
P2: HAH SHE LOGGED
by wnixihwdbuwdinwdojwdjo April 15, 2025
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