jew-tilize

much like the word utulize. it is when someone (jewish or not) gets the most value out of something, such as a friendship or tube of toothpaste.

Ben: hey man can i borrow your car?
Friend 1: ehhh, yeah sure.
Ben: thanks (exits)
Friend 2: dude does that ben guy always try to jew-tilize your guys' friendship?

by QuentinJammal March 10, 2010

Stale Jew

A comedic Jewish performer or writer that makes a ton of money. When their career goes south, they're no longer useful and are now called the "Stale Jew."

Chandler: Why is that guy picking up a penny?
Elliott: He needs money. He no longer has a career and is just a stale jew.

by Benqueedo Man October 21, 2016

jew-star

to throw at Magen David (Star of David), otherwise known as Solomon's Star or six-pointed star, at one's enemy.

Chris: Eddie! Watch out! Tyler's gonna suck your blood! Quick, Jew-star him!

Eddie throws a Magen David at Tyler and completely turn the vampire into dust.

Eddie: Yes!~

by Sockbopper February 5, 2010

Jew It Down

A very offensive term meaning "To bring the price of (something) down," referring to the stereotype that Jewish people are massive cheapskates. If you use this phrase in front of a Jewish person, expect to be punched in the face.

"That's too expensive! You better Jew it down."
*Gets punched*

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 27, 2022

Jew dad

A Jew dad is a stubborn asshead who only gets his kids things if they are an absolute necessity. However, he buys many very expensive things that he doesn’t need for himself. A Jew dad is also usually very stubborn. For example, a kid will ask his Jew dad to drive down the block. His dad will then say no and continue to interrupt his argument with no

Kid: Hey dad can I get some socks?
Jew dad: No you have plenty of socks
“But-“
“No”
“Just liste-“
“God damnit I said no”

by Mcchocherpants April 11, 2019

jew-bag

A person who acts so Jewish, you want to put him in a bag and drown him.

God, don't be such a jew-bag.

by Vercingetorix April 15, 2005

Jew Fro

A certain hairstyle often worn by a Jewish person. It is best described as a large, poofy, dome-like nest that resembles that of a clown.

Yo man, I was in New City the other day and I saw this guy with the biggest Jew fro ever.

by carmen san-diego April 14, 2008