Ghetto-itus 

When someone doesn't know what a word means. Or when girls are being blonde.

Brooke is so ghetto-itus.

Ghetto-itus by Camp Gut Busters August 31, 2006

ghetto mocha num nums 

coffee, powdered creamer, a package of hot chocolate and peppermint whipped cream.

*** NUMMIES ***

imma cuddlz up on me couch and drink me some ghetto mocha num nums right about now bitches!!!!

im in your blanketz
drinking your ghetto mocha num numz

ghetto mocha num nums by Broadway Mafia (Lacey) December 10, 2006

Ghetto Colloquialisms

Casual speech that incorporates ghetto slang.

That white boy has no right to bust out those ghetto colloquialisms.

Ghetto Colloquialisms by Muffy Julian June 22, 2010

ghetto bow 

The floret comprised of single dollar bills that is pinned to a young (usually African American) girl's shirt on her birthday. The dollar bills are given to her throughout the day as gifts from her friends, and added to the "bow." If she is well loved, she will have a nice sized "ghetto bow" at the end of the night.

"Lakeisha will be able to get her nails did with the money she got from her birthday ghetto bow."

ghetto bow by Burgundy September 1, 2007

Ghetto-grit 

the unconquerable spirit of the ghetto that allows for creative juices to flow

Ghetto-grit got me bustin dis mo'

Ghetto-grit by the parsh January 31, 2003

ghetto'd it 

A phrase used when referring to something that has been done in the laziest way possible.

1. "Yo, did you get the programming assignment done?"
"Yeah, I had to ghetto it, but it's working."
2. "WTF look how people move up ladders in Counter-Strike!"
"Sad, didn't even bother to make a climbing animation.. they SO ghetto'd it."

ghetto'd it by Stimar March 19, 2004

ghetto-moseyer 

n. also known as "ghemoseyer."
Someone in front of you who walks about leisurely, esp. down narrow hallways and sidewalks. They aimlessly wander about as if where they are going does not matter, therefore making the people walking behind them late for wherever it is they are going. Some even swerve around so that you cannot walk past them. Ghemoseyers can be very agitating, esp. when you are already running late.

"Gah! This stupid ghetto-moseyer won't get out of my way."

"Silly ghemoseyers."

ghetto-moseyer by Ganoosi December 6, 2004