Porch Drunk 

The state of being so intoxicated one is nearly "pickled". It comes from sitting on a porch all day long and into the night while steadily drinking alcholic beverages.
Porch Drunkeness usually occurs in trailer parks, urban housing projects and backwoods locales.

"Did you see Cletus out in front of his double wide? He looked like a homeless wino."

"Yeah, he was out there early this morning too. He's porch drunk."

Porch Drunk by pinkibis1 January 7, 2012

Erg Drunk 

The post erg workout feeling that shares many of the negative aspects of being drunk. Erg drunk is characterized by a haze of pain and exhaustion in which the ergee may stagger around, fall over unresponsive, or in extreme cases vomit.

I was so erg drunk by the end of my 2k this morning that when I tried to stand up I fell over, threw up, and couldn't move

Erg Drunk by !@^# March 30, 2012

First Drunk

That euphoric, can do anything feeling when you are halfway through your first drink and all you can think about is drinking more, it's a state of mind...thats when you are first drunk. SO ENJOY! It usually results in a shit eating grin.

I knew the night was going to be fun after I got my first drunk. Whoo hoo, everybody gets laid! Except you, you have BO and are not first drunk because you got a dui last month.

First Drunk by LKMKLK December 12, 2012

oprah drunk 

When you reach a level of intoxication where your speech turns into that of famed talk show host Oprah Winfrey. At this point in alcohol consumption everything is your favorite thing and needs to be announced in a loud voice. Being Oprah drunk is being equated with being the asshole of the party.

"Dude you ok?"

"No, I'm druuuuuuuuunk! Everyone's getting a text, you get a text, you get a text, everyone gets a text!"

"Your Oprah drunk"

oprah drunk by Chakaface September 29, 2013

symphony drunk 

(adjective)
Describes a state of being in which a person has consumed enough alcohol that they would give raucous applause at the conclusion of a live symphony orchestra performance, but not so much that they could not listen quietly during the performance itself.

tipsy
buzzed

"We went to the rehearsal sober, then got symphony drunk for the performance."

symphony drunk by Liberator Lickpenny May 17, 2014

bathroom drunk

The level of drunkenness that has you hugging a toilet puking for ages and eventually passing out on the bathroom floor.

Person 1:"Was Mindy drinking last night?"
Person 2: "Are you kidding? Mate she got bathroom drunk"

bathroom drunk by Shevvi November 2, 2014

joy drunk 

drunk like behavior displayed by non-drunk people who are so overjoyed about whatever it is they temporarily can't control themselves, and therefore can't behave according to socially prescribed norms.

the only time people are probably allowed to be joy drunk is either right after the birth of their child or when the heir to a royal family is born.

joy drunk by Uncle Dimma May 2, 2015