Cock watching

The act of a male/female constantly being in your business (in secret). This could be because you got a new girlfriend or a new car etc.
Friend 1: “Yo, Hannah just came up too me asking if you’re with Gemma
You: “She needs to move on, why’s she cock watching?”
by kira A May 01, 2021
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Cock fella

A : dei who's that la?
B : ya la look like one cock fella oni he.
C : i dont know him..
by Kferd August 25, 2010
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cock schlocked

when a penis becomes stuck in a vagina
...then my pee-pee got stuck in her va-jay-jay. She cock schlocked me!!
by danny dethhammer December 09, 2008
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Cock Muppet

That guy in the crowd is a Cock Muppet.
by Paul Starr August 04, 2009
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crimson cock

what your cock looks like after an intense session of period sex - the crimson red color is painted all over your penis
Sorry I couldn’t come in to work yesterday, my side piece gave me a crimson cock and the blood wouldn’t come off. Pussy was still fire tho.”
by vivsnake December 22, 2019
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cock dodger

Australian colloquial term. Women who go walking early in the morning to avoid morning sex action with their significant other. They call it exercise but often serves a dual purpose. Common among married women and women who are in long term relationships. Often seen out walking between 6 - 7am.
Man: "my wife is a cock dodger and goes on early morning walks"
by simatt March 12, 2008
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Hippy Cock

An excessively hairy dick that looks like it might have done a tour of duty at Woodstock! Aka a dick with sideburns.
That guy needs to tidy up his package, he is rocking some serious Hippy Cock!!
by AD218 July 31, 2008
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