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Cock in the custard

Dave's trying to recover his losses so he's putting his cock in the custard.
by thestig86 November 12, 2012
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Cock watching

The act of a male/female constantly being in your business (in secret). This could be because you got a new girlfriend or a new car etc.
Friend 1: “Yo, Hannah just came up too me asking if you’re with Gemma”
You: “She needs to move on, why’s she cock watching?”
by kira A May 1, 2021
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Cock Muppet

That guy in the crowd is a Cock Muppet.
by Paul Starr August 3, 2009
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Drunk on Cock

The art of being so gay and/or loving cock so much that it intoxicates oneself.
Person1: Wow that Byrd sure loves cock.
Person2: Yeah, must be drunk on cock.
by Salsbar May 7, 2011
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dry cocking

The act of having sex with a woman without any foreplay or lubrication, keeping her vagina dry at the beginning of sex.
Man, I rubbed my dick raw dry cocking that chick last night.
by 47 July 30, 2008
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cock dodger

Australian colloquial term. Women who go walking early in the morning to avoid morning sex action with their significant other. They call it exercise but often serves a dual purpose. Common among married women and women who are in long term relationships. Often seen out walking between 6 - 7am.
Man: "my wife is a cock dodger and goes on early morning walks"
by simatt March 12, 2008
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Hippy Cock

An excessively hairy dick that looks like it might have done a tour of duty at Woodstock! Aka a dick with sideburns.
That guy needs to tidy up his package, he is rocking some serious Hippy Cock!!
by AD218 August 28, 2008
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