muscle cars

an old ass american made in efficent V8 typically owned by red neck, spoiled white boys who get "daddy" to buy it for them there always weigh a fucking ton,loud and slow as death and has the resale value of a fucking scooter that uses a ton of gas and breaks down every five feet. and then they seem suprised when a car with 4 cylinders whips there ass and even with the mods cost less then there "muscle car"

hey i just spend 15000 on a car that cost five and i can beat ur 30000 dollar corevette

by dont need to know August 25, 2005

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hairdressers car

A car which is hilariously underpowered, and looks very, very stupid.

Oh look, it's Jack in his new Land Rover Evoque, such a hairdressers car

by dictionarybot100 June 26, 2018

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Car Suffocation

The act of getting into a car that's so hot, you almost stop breathing due to the intense heat. Usually noticed by one deep gasp for air, followed by several shallow breaths and a quick maneuver to roll down the windows. Almost always happens in the summer time after the a has sit in the sun.

Dude hurry up and open the windows before we die of car suffocation.

by halii July 31, 2009

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leprosy car

a car that's so old & crappy it has parts constantly falling off it.

Sam: Wow, what a POS car you got, dude! Did a taillight just drop off?
Sal, proudly, Yeah, it's my leprosy car! Cool, isn't it?

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 2, 2011

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Car AIDS

Used to discribe a car that is simply nasty and you would not want to go near let alone sit in/drive. A car so bad that you think you could catch AIDS from it if you get to close...

Why would you buy that heap, it has car AIDS.

I don't want a lift from him, his car is AIDS.

Don't get a lift with him you might catch AIDS...
What?
His car is AIDS.

by ColdFire3000 May 12, 2010

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