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cock slag

An unpleasant or irritating person.

Also can be someone who will say things about you behind your back to undermine your confidence.

Australian slang, an insult.
Can you not mow the lawn now, I just washed my car.
You can park it in the garage, this is the only time I have.
No I will not park it in the garage, it needs to dry.
I will wait for you to shammy it dry.
No I will keep it outside to dry.

This is what a cock slag typically does.
by kam75xx July 30, 2018
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cock schlocked

when a penis becomes stuck in a vagina
...then my pee-pee got stuck in her va-jay-jay. She cock schlocked me!!
by danny dethhammer December 17, 2008
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Cock in the custard

Dave's trying to recover his losses so he's putting his cock in the custard.
by thestig86 November 12, 2012
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Cock Rot

When you speak to a person and he/she has horrible breath. Cock rot is the decaying skin stuck in a partners teeth or gums that was dislodged during uncomfortable or painful fellatio, thus leading to cock rot on the breath.
Man, I was talking to this ho with turnt up teeth yesterday, her breath smelled like cock rot.
by BriGuy1974 May 25, 2018
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Cock Muppet

That guy in the crowd is a Cock Muppet.
by Paul Starr August 3, 2009
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crimson cock

what your cock looks like after an intense session of period sex - the crimson red color is painted all over your penis
“Sorry I couldn’t come in to work yesterday, my side piece gave me a crimson cock and the blood wouldn’t come off. Pussy was still fire tho.”
by vivsnake December 21, 2019
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Drunk on Cock

The art of being so gay and/or loving cock so much that it intoxicates oneself.
Person1: Wow that Byrd sure loves cock.
Person2: Yeah, must be drunk on cock.
by Salsbar May 7, 2011
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