Cock in the custard

Placing a risky trade on the stock market

Dave's trying to recover his losses so he's putting his cock in the custard.

by thestig86 November 12, 2012

Tabasco Cock

The side effect of waking up fom having sex the previous night. When urinating it burns whilst exiting.

me and Mary had sex last night but this morning, i had a terrible case of tabasco cock!

by swamp cookie January 16, 2008

Cock watching

The act of a male/female constantly being in your business (in secret). This could be because you got a new girlfriend or a new car etc.

Friend 1: “Yo, Hannah just came up too me asking if you’re with Gemma”
You: “She needs to move on, why’s she cock watching?”

by kira A May 1, 2021

Drunk on Cock

The art of being so gay and/or loving cock so much that it intoxicates oneself.

Person1: Wow that Byrd sure loves cock.
Person2: Yeah, must be drunk on cock.

by Salsbar May 7, 2011

Cock Rot

When you speak to a person and he/she has horrible breath. Cock rot is the decaying skin stuck in a partners teeth or gums that was dislodged during uncomfortable or painful fellatio, thus leading to cock rot on the breath.

Man, I was talking to this ho with turnt up teeth yesterday, her breath smelled like cock rot.

by BriGuy1974 May 25, 2018

Cock Muppet

A complete idiot

That guy in the crowd is a Cock Muppet.

by Paul Starr August 3, 2009

cock dodger

Australian colloquial term. Women who go walking early in the morning to avoid morning sex action with their significant other. They call it exercise but often serves a dual purpose. Common among married women and women who are in long term relationships. Often seen out walking between 6 - 7am.

Man: "my wife is a cock dodger and goes on early morning walks"

by simatt March 12, 2008