closet

One who lives within a closet, often that of a parent or relative. Metaphorically, used to describe someone who is socially backward, similar to nerd but without the computer skill connotation.

Yeah, that guy is a closet, he has no friends

by Andre January 7, 2004

close the deal

to ask for a girl's phone number

jack managed to close the deal by getting jill's phone number last night at the bar

by choo a boo September 14, 2005

danger close

Used in military radio traffic to inform some one that the sending unit has enemy contact very near their exact position.

*Marine* Sir, it's so damn dark, I can't see 'em, but I can smell 'em.
*Marine Captain speaking into radio* Echo 2 Charlie be advised we have danger close.

by LawDog1317 August 29, 2007

closet freak girl

sacred protector of teh weaky wang.

by Anonymous March 27, 2003

Closeterphobia

An acute fear of Academy Award Winning actress Glenn Close; an acute fear of being stalked by Academy Award Winning actress Glenn Close; an acute fear of being in a situation which you are near Academy Award Winning actress Glenn Close;a phobia usually developed after watching Fatal Attraction one too many times (once is usually enough).

My friend Elise can't watch the show Damages because she has severe Closeterphobia.

by brimism December 22, 2008

look a little closer to home

(v.) To search for treachery in ones' closest friends and family.

Me? No mate, you should look a little closer to home. Ever notice why your son is always late from school on wednesday?

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 20, 2004

close to the equator

Close to the equator is a term used to define some thing cool, something hot. Something awsome, something amazing. Something just un fucking beliveable

a. man Jessica is SO close to the equator today.

b.dude that blunt was Reall close to the equator man.

c. that song was reall damn close to the equator man

by the commitments April 13, 2005