Bone guy

Literal meaning is a masseuse who exclusively massages the bones and ignores the proper areas. Often the term is used to describe someone who only cares for themselves and only “helps” for self-serving purposes

Jeff seems nice, but if i’m honest, he comes across as a bit of a bone guy

by Cleetus Maximus August 27, 2020

Bone chandelier

A group of naked guys standing in a circle around a Roman candle masterbating each other. When somebody cums they have to use it to put out the Roman candle.

Guy 1: "Dude why is your skin so bunrt?"

Guy 2: "Me and the boys had a bone chandelier last night. Nobody finished."

Guy 1: "Yeah man, nice"

by Guy greg July 17, 2020

lettuce Bones

The thick ribs down the center of romaine lettuce leaves; specifically when found in a salad.

I would rather not order salads from the pizza place, the salads there are always full of lettuce bones.

by etonbongwoop November 10, 2022

jack-bone

It goes with "doesn't know ..." You say it about somebody who doesn't know anything of any use at all, and when it is not enough to say "he doesn't know jack," and you are tired of "jack-shit."

The first four years of being an alderman, you don't know jack-bone! (Maze Jackson on his radio show)

by qariwa February 12, 2019

Hang Bone

When a person with male genitalia is about to proceed with intercourse, and their sexual partner has to leave suddenly before intercourse could begin.

Hey man, I was about to have sex with a girl last night, but her brother got into a fatal car accident and she had to leave. Worst Hang Bone of my life

by TheSpookyCanadian May 27, 2020

moon boning

Having sex under the light of the moon. (Especially in the woods and in a standing sex position).

John Doe and Jane were Moon boning behind the tree in the backyard last night.

by HAL 3000 August 13, 2021

ken bone

how will we obtain are energy needs whale staying environmentally friendly

ken bone is thiccc

by ken bone worshiper July 31, 2020