cheesy blumpkin

A blumpkin where the person receiving is covered in queso cheese. 🧀

I just got cheesy blumpkin from Jayden’s mom!

by Andres201020102010 January 6, 2025

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royal Blumpkin

Recieving a blumpkin (Oral sex while your shitting) while having a buttplug plugged in. To count as a succesfull royal blumpkin, the force from behind should be strong enough to eject the plug. bonus points if you recieve poseidons kiss after it

I tried giving him a royal Blumpkin but he didnt shit hard enough. ill give him laxatives next time.

by MUNTMEISTER3000 January 10, 2025

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Donald Blumpkin

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Dropping a Cleveland Steamer on ones political ideology whilst receiving felatio

The Vice President just got a Donald Blumpkin from that reporter on live television!

by cmat1228 January 24, 2025

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jamaican blumpkin

A person receiving noggin while washing their hiney with a bidet. Other methods are acceptable such as not wiping for a month then doing the helicopter on the NYC street.

I witnessed Don Johnson receiving jamaican blumpkin from Bill Clinton!!!!!!

by fartmachine23445324 January 24, 2025

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Rooftop Blumpkin

The act of getting a blow job while taking an upper decker.

Charlene gave John rooftop blumpkin.

by GutCassidy February 4, 2025

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Cumsicle Blumpkin

after the act a blowjob while taking a shit, the person who gave the blumpkin spits out the cum onto a popsicle stick. the cum is then frozen on the stick as a cumsicle to make a cumsicle blumpkin. the cumsicle blumpkin is then served to the person who received the blowjob while he took a shit.

CUMSICLE BLUMPKIN😩😩😩🤤🤤🤤

by nubnerd24 January 23, 2026

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