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Catholic Brothers 

Two boys who have had their genitals “inspected” by the same older male, such as with the three P’s: priests, pediatricians, and politicians.
Bruh, you got your balls fondled by Father David too?? We’re Catholic Brothers!
Catholic Brothers by Anoxolotl December 5, 2017
A group of straight heterosexual males who are gay only for each other
I thought my new boyfriend was normal, but them I caught him cheating on me with his brœthers!
brœthers by FrostyTheBlowMan April 20, 2021

Melon Brothers 

Two guys who frequently bring melon (watermelon, rockmelon, etc) for each other. The melon is usually nicely prepared (cut in regular sized cubes) to impress the other guy. They will usually eat the melon together and in front of other people to strengthen the melon bond. Melon brothers are usually very protective of each other.
Dude, don't you know we are melon brothers. I will fuck you up if say anything bad about my melon brother.

Brotherhood of Steel 

A group of badassess who like to shoot people with lazers and build giant robots. They wear power armor, an armor so powerful you have to be trained to use it. Also see Fallout.
That Brotherhood of Steel Paladin totally kicked my ass for no reason. He said I deserved it.
Brotherhood of Steel by bosPALADIN December 18, 2008

Blues Brothers Loadout 

Honest to God only having a full tank of gas, a half a pack of cigarettes, its night and wearing sunglasses while being at a minimum 106 miles from Chicago or anywhere else. Generally, taking a roadtrip with little or nothing to your name for survival.
I'm headed to Atlanta with a Blues Brothers Loadout.

Mario brothers syndrome 

The act of making stupid mistakes over and over (usually at the same point) while trying to perform what should be a simple task. This most likely happens when doing things in a rushed manner.
Mario Brothers Syndrome:
Basically, in the original Super Mario Brothers for the Nintendo Entertainment System, trying to get through certain worlds hastily causes errors on the players part. Like hitting a turtle sideways and dying instead of jumping directly on it.