This is a “school” as some must say however I like to refer it to a place where they torture kids ages 11-16.They make you sit next to loads of people you pretend you like but in real facts you think they are all wankers and they then make you have full concentration which causes stress.On top of that they then make you socialise with these dickheads which is so fun.The outside of the school looks rather pleasing if I say so myself but in the inside you will notice the left over pasta pot that’s been sat on the desk rotting for a few weeks.Then we go to the bathrooms where you got to go quickly because you may or may not have a sandwich launched over! This is all I got to say now bye bye 👋
by IMNOTFUCKING10 June 21, 2021
Located in the cultural mecca of the UK that is Newbury Berkshire, St Bartholomew's - more commonly known as St Barts - is a haven for dead personality girls and guys who wear adidas hoodies and smoke vapes. Despite the overwhelming middle class demographic, many of the kids here try to act like London roadmen, adopting fake working class accents and vocabulary. Similarly, many girls like to develop nicotine addictions for the aesthetic - more simply described as rah where's my baccy girls, and the majority have, at one time or another, slept with wet guys for free weed and ket. Every group has that one person that has no friends and noone likes but just hangs around at the edge of the circle so they don't look sad and pathetic, and 1 in 5 people will get a part time job at the big tesco's or the Tot Hill maccies, and then spend all their earnings on stone island jackets. Most of the 16/17 year olds have shitty fake ids which they use once and get confiscated, and think that a good night out is Spoon's til 9pm and then home so mummy doesn't beat them. Oh and all the white girls think that activism involves just reposting shit on their insta stories, but then they buy sweatshop-made primark clothes and get a new iPhone every 6 months.
But its still better than park house and at least it's not in Thatcham.
But its still better than park house and at least it's not in Thatcham.
Emily: Guys did you see that I've organised a BLM/Climate Change/#FuckBoris march at St Batholomew's School Newbury ? If you're not there, you're the problem.
Sam: Nah g sorry Hunter's having a mad sesh at his yard, there's gonna be bare Kopperburgs. Can't dip St Bartholomew's School Newbury.
Sam: Nah g sorry Hunter's having a mad sesh at his yard, there's gonna be bare Kopperburgs. Can't dip St Bartholomew's School Newbury.
by jeffbezos23456 May 16, 2021
St ives high school:
Person 1: "Hey with the funding, should we replace the bathrooms that smell like fucking shit?"
Principle: "NO, more sandstone bricks"
Person 1: "but"
Principle: "put as many SAND STONE BRICKS as you can"
Person 1: "Hey with the funding, should we replace the bathrooms that smell like fucking shit?"
Principle: "NO, more sandstone bricks"
Person 1: "but"
Principle: "put as many SAND STONE BRICKS as you can"
by Mr Watson February 08, 2022
A school for fuck boys that are wanna be basketball players just because Isaiah Washington went/goes there have dances where all they do is double tap girls while they teachers pretend not to notice and only want to smash then dash bitches and always tryna get academy of mount st Ursula bitches cathedral bitches Preston bitches...
by Felix3415 August 19, 2017
An all-boys college-preparatory school in Cincinnati, Ohio. Well known for its academics and, recently, its athletics as well. It is not unheard of for graduates to go on to Yale or Harvard. Athletically, St. X competes in the Greater Catholic League, or GCL, in the South Division and the teams are known as the Bombers. The Student section at sporting events is typically known as the Blue Monster. It's main rivals are La Salle, Elder, and Moeller. St. X last won a State Championship in football in 2007. Its swimming and diving team is the most successful team in school and state history, having won 28 state titles.
St. Xavier High School is the best high school in the entire world!
Matt James (1992-2010) went to St. Xavier High School, he would have played for the Notre Dame Fighting Irish had he not died Spring Break by a fall from a balcony.
Matt James (1992-2010) went to St. Xavier High School, he would have played for the Notre Dame Fighting Irish had he not died Spring Break by a fall from a balcony.
by Cincydude55 May 10, 2010
A high school located in Burbank, IL. STL is known for the best baseball team in the state and the worst football team in the state. The school is filled with crackhead teenagers who party in Midway or Bridgeport every single day. If you don’t live in Midway your gay basically. If you live in the burbs your not welcome to any of these crazy ass parties. Welcome to STL where everyone gives 0 fux and we are better then most schools around like Marist. DEFEND THE GLORY OF THE BLACK AND GOLD.
“Dude, have you heard of that school st. laurence high school they got the best parties around!”
“Yea no, I go to Marist so I wouldn’t know how st. laurence high school parties.”
“Yea no, I go to Marist so I wouldn’t know how st. laurence high school parties.”
by mUcHoMaNg0 July 21, 2019
Wisconsin Catholic school where you cant get away with anything. A typical day consists of president masks, molesters down the street, sexual sounds, horrible uniforms, and perfect bitchy girls whose daddies wanted them to go to catholic school. because they are rapers.
student 1: "did you hear that kid in the back of math class in St Francis Borgia School?"
student 2: "the one pretending to "do" the teacher?"
student 1: "yeah, i cont believe the teachers arent stopping him"
Student 2: "ya i mean they deffinatly hear him. maby she wants it."
student 2: "the one pretending to "do" the teacher?"
student 1: "yeah, i cont believe the teachers arent stopping him"
Student 2: "ya i mean they deffinatly hear him. maby she wants it."
by 2010 escapers May 22, 2010