An urban legend of the Westside of Los Angeles. It is said that a creature with a hyena's head that walks on two legs like a person has been seen late at night. It has been seen walking from far away in Pacific Palisades and Santa Monica
by jb2701 January 20, 2017
The straightest face you can make. Usually required in situations with a terrible combination of hilarity and a requirement to remain serious at all costs.
Girl: Some woman was telling me about how she stepped on her cat and then fell down the stairs, and crushed her toddler.
Guy: Bet you had pull out the Journalism face while listening to that.
Guy: Bet you had pull out the Journalism face while listening to that.
by commensalism November 15, 2011
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Annoying douche: you spelled that wrong
Dan: Shut the fuk up.
Annoying douche: you spelled that wrong too.
Dan: *Face Hell* AAAAAHHHHHHH
Dan: Shut the fuk up.
Annoying douche: you spelled that wrong too.
Dan: *Face Hell* AAAAAHHHHHHH
by PumaMania July 19, 2008
The phony facial expression that people temporarily assume while taking a selfie in order for the person to look their best. It is usually practiced in the mirror as well as with cameras, and can be called up at any time, but it rarely, if ever occurs naturally. You can tell when someone feels that they have perfected their selfie face, or a new variation of it, because they change their profile picture to it.
For girls this is often done by opening the eyes very wide, and smiling, but not enough to cause any wrinkles, and usually not enough to show the teeth unless the teeth are perfect.
For guys it is usually either a bored look or a hard look, and is often performed shirtless.
Duck face is not selfie face. If someones best looking face was their duck face, you would hit them with a 2x4, not click on their profile.
For girls this is often done by opening the eyes very wide, and smiling, but not enough to cause any wrinkles, and usually not enough to show the teeth unless the teeth are perfect.
For guys it is usually either a bored look or a hard look, and is often performed shirtless.
Duck face is not selfie face. If someones best looking face was their duck face, you would hit them with a 2x4, not click on their profile.
Becky just dyed her hair so she's in the bathroom practicing her selfie face for her new profile pic.
by fat_man July 15, 2014
in the famous "sneezing panda" youtube video, the mother panda has her merm face on when her baby panda sneezes
by wtfmerm June 15, 2009
It's used the same as the standard Your Face,
It's a universal comeback to anything.
But the 'your' is emphasized.
When someone insults you and you haven't got anything to fire back with,
Or even if you're just bored of them and don't want to talk about that topic,
You reply as if they've said something about your face, when it really should be their face.
It originated from a community for an online counter-strike soccer game in australia, but it's making it's way into the real world.
It's a universal comeback to anything.
But the 'your' is emphasized.
When someone insults you and you haven't got anything to fire back with,
Or even if you're just bored of them and don't want to talk about that topic,
You reply as if they've said something about your face, when it really should be their face.
It originated from a community for an online counter-strike soccer game in australia, but it's making it's way into the real world.
A: Ahhh ya can't pass for shitt!!
B: No YOUR face.
A: Negative. your face.
B: No YOU
(note it's usually not done with capital letters for the your, that's just to demonstrate the emphasis)
A: Did that turn out alright quality, B? I think I had vent running aswell..
B: no your face
C: no your face!!!!!!!!!!!
B: no your face
A: Hey B, we were looking through your computer and C said you have some appalling taste in music.
B: More like no C's face!
A: C says no yours.
B: ..
B: im coming over there right now to kick C's ass.
A: go to bed B
B: no your face
B: No YOUR face.
A: Negative. your face.
B: No YOU
(note it's usually not done with capital letters for the your, that's just to demonstrate the emphasis)
A: Did that turn out alright quality, B? I think I had vent running aswell..
B: no your face
C: no your face!!!!!!!!!!!
B: no your face
A: Hey B, we were looking through your computer and C said you have some appalling taste in music.
B: More like no C's face!
A: C says no yours.
B: ..
B: im coming over there right now to kick C's ass.
A: go to bed B
B: no your face
by Tophness October 13, 2008