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<<< OMFG !!!1!1//AJE!/!?@eleven!!

When you really need to point something out, but the only possible application to place that screen cap in is paint.
Jordell: "A nameless mod!!??!" <<< OMFG !!!1!1//AJE!/!?@eleven!!
AJE: wtf? heh. Explain.
Jordell: Nice sig, AJE
by Jordell August 3, 2007
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1 percenter

Situation: A man who is madly in love with someone goes to a resteraunt with them. Head over heels in love. He goes to the bathroom where a gorgeous woman tells him she'll give him a BJ, no strings attached. Only one percent of men will turn it down.
Oh, that guy's so sweet, I bet he's a 1 percenter!
by Dragonbreathp9d July 13, 2006
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January 1

January 1 is the day all the crackheads were born.
Hey Suzan you’re a crackhead,since you were born on January 1st
by 🦄🐺 February 16, 2020
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1 hour

Hym "What in the hell just happened!?"

Iam "I don't know. We fell asleep and woke back up within 1 hour"

Hym "Well, go back to sleep idiot!"

Iam "I'm trying!"

Hym "Hurry up! The sun's about to come up. Then we'll never get back to sleep"

Iam "You're not helping. Alright? You're stressing me out and now my adrenaline is going... It's like my brain tried to load the R.E.M. sleep app and it crashed."

Hym "You are an absolute nuisance!"

Iam "At least my sparkling water is still cold."

Hym "Are... Are you stupid!?"

Iam "What?"

Hym "You're a Goddamn idiot!"

Iam "............"

Hym "............."

Iam "............"

Hym "..........."

Iam "...... Stop glaring at me like....."

Hym "Shut up and go to sleep!"
by Hym Iam April 8, 2022
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08978675645342312`1

Bill: "Les't see what comes out if I type 08978675645342312`1 in urban dictionary"
by `1234567890-=qwertyuiop[] August 2, 2021
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Up-1

An unit stands for 'ugly presentation'. When someone is an Universal Pollution for you, his works would be an ugly presentation. Kindly reminder that Up-1 is (something) per ugly presentation, but does not actually mean Universal Pollution.
Mr. Pollution you still do not hand in your maths homework.
Up-1
by Heyhohahey November 7, 2018
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Silver 1

I'm in Silver 1.
by 0Shadowz September 25, 2020
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