brown goggles

When a male places his genitals on a another parter's eye sockets. Thus brown goggles

Jane received brown goggles from Timmy

by The Eye of the 69 July 4, 2017

Brown fountain

When a girl/guy squirts from her/his ass when banged.

If the girl has had taco's the evening before and gets fucked so hard that she squirts a brown fountain of excrements.

by Dr. No Skill February 13, 2010

Bayley Brown

Fat ugly cow

Big ol bitch

Boy:is that a cow?
Girl:no its Bayley Brown.
Boy2:bro that cow just growled at me.
Boy:oh that must be Baley Brown.

by Herrrrrrrrrrr May 15, 2020

brown piper

A gay man who does anal sex with other men, aka men who go down the Hershey Highway

Man 1: Why is he walking so weirdly?
Man 2: It looks like he had sex with his boyfriend. He is a BROWN PIPER.

by its not cup! November 3, 2018

Brown Donkey

In the midst of getting a rim-job from a girl, shit in her mouth and kick her in the throat.

"I brown donkeyed my girl so hard last night because I had diarrhea. And when I kicked her, she choked!"

by Ronald McDick December 15, 2013

Brown Eggplant

An Eggplant or Aubergine dipped in raw chocolate brownie batter, then enjoyed through licks or bites. A delicacy that originated among rich Polish after World War One. Nowadays, enjoyed as a treat to beat the summer heat.

My mother loves to gift brown eggplants to my relatives back in Ukraine.

by EggplantAddict(cocaine) June 13, 2022

Brown cloud

When a child or adult has diarrhea or a liquid shit in a pool. Names a brown cloud because the shit disperses in the water like a blood. Lifeguards commonly associate them with an AFR (accidental fecal release).

Lifeguard 1: we need to clear the pool.
Lifeguard 2: what why?
Lifeguard 1:we had another AFR. It was. Brown cloud.

Lifeguard 2:damn it children.

by LifeguardDudeOnDuty November 30, 2015