Whale sneeze

The water that shoots out of a whales blow hole. Or used Figuratively as a phrase.

Holy shit dude that sounded like a whale sneeze.

by Whale scientist February 3, 2018

Whale Surfer

Most likely the best friend you will have. If you are lucky enough to meet someone like this. They put up with your crazy random personality and go along with it. Also they are very social. They will host parties all the time. And if you are lucky you will be invited. Unless of course you are a guy and its 'Girls Night Out'... But of course that was a given. Have a very broad vocabulary and will often make fun of your lesser vocabulary and insignificant knowledge of grammar. At times you may have to put up with this persons scandalous friends. But don't worry. It will be worth it in the end. You will be rewarded... Well hopefully. Maybe one day she will bear your bare bear children. (Which is a new species you two will create together. They will rule the world. And you can be proud of what you guys accomplished together). They are always good at keeping secrets and love to read. And you will treasure the time you spent together.

Guy 1: Dude... Like she is such a Whale Surfer. Look at her perfect knowledge of the English language.

Guy 2: Like No Way!! She's like obvi my best friend! Did I not tell you!!

*Guy 1 jumps off the nearest cliff from complete jealousy

Girl 1: Hey do you speak good...?

Girl 2: Well yes obviously I'm a Whale Surfer

by Walrus Lord August 18, 2013

whale batter

whale sperm

Dude, did you see Chad get dosed with that whale batter?

by Thor Lebowski May 28, 2019

whale shit

A term to describe a guy who plays with girls feelings

He lead her on and broke her heart! he's whale shit!

by lhtop July 9, 2016

Sperm Whale

When you ejaculate into a fat woman and Just after you dip her head into a bowl of water

JOSH: Dude Jane is so fat, I wish I could sperm whale her
MARK: you're A WEIRDO MAN

by NICK NAVK THE PATTIES BACK June 7, 2018

Whale watching

Watching fat people swim in the water.

I went whale watching at The public pool.

by PASTA WITH GOOD SAUCE June 8, 2021

Turf Whale

A word that describes a random act, or a way to express your enjoyment/hatred of something

Bob: "That basketball game was so turf whale."
Erik: "Yeah, because our team destroyed yours."

Nathaniel: *sneezes loudly in the middle of class*
Me: "That was so turf whale, dude!"

by chunky_lugi896 May 19, 2018